Splatoon Boyfriend Scenarios

When you or they are sick

requested by: @AgentDevi666

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Goggles

your sleep was interrupted by coughing.

"Goggles! are you okay?" you exclaim, patting his back. he coughs again and lets out a raspy noise.

"I- I'm fine Y/N..." he rasps and leans against your shoulder.

"No, you're not," you say sternly as he coughs again. you feel his forehead and see he has a fever. you run into the bathroom and find fever pills and cough medicine. you force them down and Goggles falls back asleep. you snuggle up beside him and stroke his tentacles until you fall asleep too.

Rider

You and Rider walk down the street. you look carefully at Rider's face. It looks a little green, but his color is green... so you don't really know what to think.

"Ri, you okay?" you ask, putting your hand on his forehead.

"I guess... my stomach feels a bit... weird..." he says unsteadily and flinches, clutching his stomach. you let out a small noise and steady him. you rush him back into the house and fuss over him.

suddenly he runs into the bathroom and you hear vomiting. he stumbles out a few minutes later, wobbling to the couch where he collapses.

"Ri, you're sick!" you say, worried. you pull his head onto your lap as he curles up. you cuddle with him until he falls asleep, at which point he had barfed twice.

Aloha

your brain feels fuzzy. your eyes blur in and out of focus and you're dizzy, so dizzy, and the only thing you are able to feel is the pain in your head. Aloha carries you back home.

"Wha...?" you mumble and he puts his finger on your lips, which are sweaty.

"You collapsed, and I'm guessing you have heat stroke or something," he says, shruging, and you have to laugh. he's terrible at taking care of you, but his cuddles are great, except that you're already so hot.

"Okay, get up, sharing body heat sin't helping," you groan. he doesn't respond and you look over at him. he's smiling in his sleep, snuggled into your neck, breathing softly. and for a moment he looks so adorable you forget how HOT he is making you. then you feel more sweat running down your face and carefully scooch away.

"Y/N... don't go..." he mumbles and drools on the pillow.

no thanks.

Army

"Y/N, are you alright?" Army asks after you finish coughing.

"I-I'm fine... cough!" you choke and sit down hard on a chair.  Army pats your back and you rest your head on his shoulder, at which he leans his head on yours.

"You're not alright," Army says quietly and looks into your eyes. "You're sick."

"N-No, I'm-" you are interrupted by another round of coughing.

"yes, you are."

"No, I'm not!"

"Y/N, you're clearly sick!"

"No, I'm-" you are interrupted my a kiss from Army.

"Yes, you are. go rest." he orders and you make a pouty face. he just stares at you and you sigh and slouch off to bed.

Gloves

oof sorry this isn't one where they're sick just where you're injured

you fell down the stairs. you went unconscious and fell down stairs. 13 stairs, to be exact. 

the only thing you remembered was the pain. 13 jabs of pain to your head, body.

but the worst pain was hearing Gloves's screams.

"Y/N? Y/N-chan, are you awake?" a distant voice called from somewhere outside your muted dreamland. Y/N-chan. that was new.

"Gloves?" you murmured, opening one eye. he stared for a second and then started crying, smiling and talking all at once. you could only make out a couple things:

you had low blood pressure and fainted. you broke a rib, which explained the soreness. the bruises would get better. everything would be better. 

smiling weakly, you whispered something. "thanks for caring." Gloves smiled confusedly and squeezed your hand.

Emperor

"hey, Emp? I brought you breakfast since you weren'y feeling good..." you called, opening the door. he was sleeping, hugging his pillow and mumbling things.

it was weird seeing him so vulnerable. you shook him awake and he opened his eyes sleepily.

"hey, I brought you break- okay," you said as he pulled you into the bed with him.

"h-hey! I'll give you cuddles when you've eaten. food will make you feel better," you protested.

"only my queen can make me feel better," he whispered. you rolled your eyes and gave in, allowing him to kiss you before you shoved a plate of eggs in his face.

"Eat it. now. that is an order from your queen."

"Y/N..."

"shut up and eat your eggs."

Prinz

"hey Y/N?" you heard Prinz call from his room. you went in and immediately noticed the yellow dots all over his arms.

"Prinz!" you rushed over and held his arm up.

"Y/N, why am I polka dotted? and why are polka dots so itchy?" he complained, scrathing his arms.

"Prinz, that's shark-pox! you have to go to the doctor, and then stay at home. you're contagious!" you said, and he backed away from you.

"I-I don't want to get you sick!"

"I'm immune, now c'mon, we're seeing the doctor." you said, grabbing his arm.

"nooo! don't take me to the doctor please!" he wailed and you looked back, surprised. "P-Please? I-I'm afraid of getting shots..." he said, blushing. you giggled and kissed his cheek.

"they won't give you a shot, and I'll get you a cupcake after, okay?" you said, smirking at him. his eyes lit up and he allowed the doctor to do whatever they do for shark-pox.

as promised, you bought him a vanilla cupcake, which he devoured.