Splatoon Boyfriend Scenarios

your first kiss

okay. sooo, I'm super excited about writing this, but I've never done it before so don't judge :)

Goggles

you and Goggles had been dating for a while, and you weren't ashamed to admit that it was probably the funniest time of your life. goggles did all sorts of weird stuff that made you crack up. but now goggles had to go away to a foreign tournament, and he only had the money for one ticket. you were at the airport with him, saying goodbye. "you're gonna be away for a month!" you said, sad that you were being left behind. 

"I know! sorry you can't come!" he said. he went to go board the plane. 

"wait, goggles!" you shouted and ran towards him and, without thinking, gave him a kiss. after a few seconds, you broke apart and after one last hug, he boarded the plane.

Rider

you and rider were skateboarding down a long hill to one of Aloha's Parties. his house was at the bottom of the hill, but you could still hear the music from inside the house.  you tried to do a little trick to the beat and ended up rolling down the gravelly hill like a little kid. you landed in a huge clump of hibiscus flowers in the front yard of Aloha's house. Rider ran down the hill to help you. "y/n, Are you okay?? he asked. you'd never seen him so scared before. 

"aww, I'm fine except for my hands." you winced at the bleeding cuts on your palms. 

"the trick was a bad idea! you could've gotten killed or something!" he said, wiping your hands on his jacket. 

"awww, is Rider scared for me? how sweet," you teased. 

"just- just don't scare me okay?" he said and kissed you very fast. you both blushed. you wrapped your arms around his neck and you kissed again, for longer this time. when you broke apart, however, you saw literally every party guest pressed against the window, watching. ( aloha was videotaping but you didn't notice )

Army 

you and army were at practice with the rest of team orange, playing truth or dare. "Y/N, truth or dare?" you heard Army say. 

"Dare!" you said like you always did. 

"hmm, I dare you to jump off the highest tower and do a splashdown."  you did, and it was Army's turn. Sailor giggled, 

"I dare you to kiss Y/N!" 

"H-hey! I thought we were just doing battle-related dares!" he stuttered. 

"noooope. that was never a rule!" sailor squealed. 

"uugh fine," he said and leaned over. you kissed for two seconds then Army broke away and said, "there! I did it!" while Sailor giggled madly. she had gotten a video. Army pretended to hate the kiss, but he actually liked it, so he kissed you goodbye when you went home, making you smile.

Aloha

ever since you and Aloha started dating, you two had never left each other's sides. Straw Hat, your biggest shipper, had even left the team so that you could play with him. "temporarily," she'd said.  Now you two were sitting on a popsicle floatie together in the pool. 

"remember when you shoved me in the water? and then you almost kissed me?" he said in his usual singsong voice. you blushed deep I/C at the thought. 

"yeah?" you said awkwardly. 

"well, I thought since we didn't kiss, we might as well do it now," he said. it took a split second before you realized what he was gonna do.  he leaned in and you both fluttered your eyes closed. luckily this time the team wasn't there. you guys kissed once then broke apart, and he said, "that was long overdue" and kissed you again. you two stayed on the floatie pretty much until your parents called and asked why you weren't home.

Gloves

"Happy Birthday Y/N!" Gloves' team yelled as you opened the door. inkling after inkling streamed into the living room, and you recognized team gloves, blue, pink, orange, and even team Emperor ( minus Emperor) came in. 

"Woah guys, thanks. there's so many of you here!" you exclaimed and smiled when they all brought presents. you guys sat, talked, played games, and watched movies. you stayed with Gloves the entire time. after about two hours, Gloves took you by the hand and led you into the kitchen. 

"well," he said. "I got you a birthday present, but I wanted to give you something else too." 

"yes, what is it?" you said, wondering if he brought you two presents. 

"close your eyes, it's a surprise, " he whispered. you closed your eyes and stood there for a few seconds. all of a sudden you felt his arms around you and assumed he was giving you a hug. then you felt something on your mouth. you peeked one eye open and realized Gloves was kissing you. you turned rigid for a moment, then melted into the kiss.  you heard the door open. 

"ohhh. that's where you went. okay, I'll leave you be," someone said at the door. you both jumped back, blushing. Aloha stood in the doorway, phone up. he'd clearly just taken a picture. 

(by the way, if you're wondering, I'm making Aloha catch as many people as possible, cause it's fun. I also feel like it's just something Aloha would do. Aloha is always there.)

Emperor

you and Emperor were dating, and you couldn't believe it. you were literally dating the most famous inkling ever. you loved him. and he loved you. was there anything more marvelous than love? you were training at your favorite stage, Wahoo world, which wasn't necessarily Emperor's style, but he'd do anything for you, he said so. "where shall we go next, my queen?" he asked you, making you laugh. 

"I don't know-uwahhhhhh!" you screamed, slipping on a puddle of your own ink. Emperor caught you by the hand and, in one swift motion, pulled you up and into a long kiss. "w-what was that?" you stuttered. 

"Something I've been wanting to do for a while," he answered simply. 

Meanwhile, a certain, previously mentioned pink inkling snaps a photo from behind a wall. haha, jk. Having Aloha in this one would be pretty weird.

Prinz

you and Prinz were said to be the cutest couple ever to set foot in Inkopolis. you were always together, holding hands, and showing off your babyish personalities. Everyone was happy when you two went by. today, you two were walking around the square and stopped to eat. he didn't like messes, so when he spilled soda on himself, he was pretty upset. "aww, c'mon Prinz, let's go home and clean you up." you said and walked home while he sniffled into your shoulder. 

"Emperor's gonna be so maaadd." he whined. 

"oh my god Prinz, you are literally so adorable." you giggled and kissed him. 

you both blushed and Prinz said, "w-why did you do that?" 

"because I wanted to," you shrugged.