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I'm sorry I haven't been posting. I promise I'll get the next chapter to you as soon as I can but I know this sounds cliché but I'm dealing with some things at home but when they get better I promise I'll be posting more.

   But what I will do in the meantime is make you guys laugh. So here's each side as something people have said at the musical theater place I go to.

Patton: That's it I don't care if you're older or younger than me. IM YOUR DAD NOW AND THATS FINAL

Logan: Your stupidity is enraging me in ways I can't explain

Roman:  I'm imagining you with horns and a pitchfork right now. Not because I hate you or anything it's just because you're going to hell

Virgil: FUCK BIRDS DUDE. Wait don't actually fuck birds. Like..... I mean. If that's what your into I won't judge you. But like I just hate birds. But I mean if you wanna fuck birds you can. *sigh* I should just stop talking.

Deceit (I have 2 for this slimy boi) 1. And the lord said bitch square up. 2. You know I was lying when I said you were pretty you look like a fucking Rhino on steroids.

Remus: If I killed you and ate your brain would I know all your thoughts or would I just gain a few pounds. HEY JAY JAY CAN I EAT YOUR BRAIN?? My friend Jay Jay: No. Back to Remus: Dang it.

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