Percy Jackson, Life In Goode High

Story 1, Chapter 3: We Diss The Teacher

Percy laughed with his friends as they headed off to Greek. Luckily for them, they were all together. They were going to crush this. Percy walked in lazily and plopped down into a chair in the front row. They all filed in and sat at the desks. Percy wasn't paying attention, just like his friends. Perfect prank set up.

"Mr. Jackson?"

"Hm?"

"Why aren't you paying attention?"

"I already know all this stuff, Mr. Legan."

"What about all of your friends?"

"They all know the language too."

"Well, if you think you can slack off in my class, think again. I want you to go up there and prove you know this language."

"Okay, sure. Will you also do a demonstration?"

"Fine, kid."

"Alright guys, let's get on with it."

Percy walked up to the podium and tried to ignore the girls drooling over him.

"αυτά τα κορίτσια είναι ενοχλητικά(these girls are annoying)." Thalia whined.

"χρειάστηκε να τα καταφέρεις μόνο για μια μέρα! Χειροτερεύει(you've only had to do it for one day! It's getting worse)."

"Είναι ακαθάριστοι(They are gross)."

"Περισσότερο από αυτό! Είναι σκύλες!(More than that! They are bitches!)"

"Εν πάση περιπτώσει, τι γίνεται με αυτό το παιδί που ονομάζουμε δάσκαλο(Anyway, what do we do with this brat we call a teacher?)"

"Τον αγνοούμε. Γιατί να ακούμε?(We ignore him. Why listen?)"

"Ίσως μπορούμε να κλέψουμε τη δουλειά του. Κερδίστε χρήματα.(Maybe we can steal his job. Make some money.)"

"Φίλε, μπορεί να μας καταλάβει?(Dude, can he understand us?)"

"Ελπίζω όχι.(I hope not.)"

"Δεν μπορεί! Κοιτάξτε το πρόσωπό του!(Can not! Look at his face!)"

They all turned to look at the teacher's face. Bewilderment was all they saw.

"Πιστεύεις ότι είναι πραγματικός δάσκαλος?(Do you think he's a real teacher?)"

"Δεν γνωρίζω. Θα μπορούσε να είναι τέρας.(I don't know. He could be a monster.)"

"Ακριβώς όπως ο κ. Thorn!(Just like Mr. Thorn!)"

"Δεν έχει γαλλική προφορά.(He has no french accent.)"

"Μυρίστε τον.(Smell him.)"

"Οχι! Αυτό μας κάνει να μοιάζουμε με σκύλους!(No! That makes us look like dogs!)"

"Ο Χέιλι είναι μαλάκας.(Hailey is an asshole.)"

"Δεν μπορούσες να πεις την πρώτη φορά που τη συναντήσαμε?(Couldn't you tell the first time we met her?)"

"Ναί. Πέρσι, προσγειώσατε σκληρά?(Yes. Percy, did you land hard?)"

"Όχι, είμαι καλά.(Nah, I'm fine.)"

"Κάποιος λιποθυμήθηκε!(Someone fainted!)"

"Που?(Who?)"

"Ο δάσκαλος!(The teacher!)"

They all looked to see the teacher sprawled out in the middle of the floor.

"Ωχ! Αυτό πρέπει να έχει πληγώσει!(Ouch. That must've hurt!)"

"Πρέπει να καλέσουμε τη νοσοκόμα?(Should we call the nurse?)"

"Βλάκας! Φυσικά καλούμε τη νοσοκόμα!(Idiot! Of course we call the nurse!)"

Percy walked to the phone and called the nurse.

"Hello?...Yes, we need you...Mr. Legan just fainted...We might have scared him...no, we were talking in greek...Okay, bye!"

"Πρέπει να πούμε στον διευθυντή?(Should we call the principal?)"

"Όχι, είναι καλά.(No, he's fine.)"

The bell rang.

"Well, time to get to our next class!"

Percy ran out the door with his stuff while the nurse came in to wake the teacher.