Dib i wanna go home. (short)

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Dib dragged you down to his lab in the basement. "Listen i know i promised it would be about five minutes but..its gonna be longer." He rubbed the back of his head.

You groaned and whined "but dib! Im tried i wanna NAP!!! So make it as fast as possible." You began walking around the lab as dib was spilling nonsense.

"And- that's why i have proof zim is alien! Thank you for coming to my ted talk!" Dib was proud of what he had found. You looked at him mildly confused because you weren't listening. "Wait what? Repeat everything i was distracted."

Dib was annoyed now. "Ok ok, i gave gir a small camera to hide in zims house and look what i caught." You look surprised and crossed your arms. "Wouldn't have zim caught on you were watching him?" Dib put a finger up towards the ceiling "ah you see,no.."

"Like i was saying;I thought he got rid of his skin condition. I was wrong.  Just look y/n." He showed you a clip of him doing his "makeup." Your eyes widen.."So gir didn't throw up on me! I feel so bad yelling at him"

Dib nods his head then speaks again." Look at his neck i didn't lie about that tattoo. Be careful around him, please y/n."

"If he is really a alien i dont think he would hurt me.. I'm like his best FRIEND! Now thanks for telling me the useless stuff i already knew." You pushed past dib walking up the black and while tile stairs.

Once you reached the living room you walked out slamming the door loudly. You stumble around kicking rocks and smiling at the side walk. You took the house keys out of your pocket and unlocked your brown door.

You closed the door and locked it. You darted up the stairs and open your door of your f/c room. You closed the door to your room and floped on the bed. You tossed your bag onto the floor and plugged in your phone.

You sat up, taking off zims hoodie and took off your f/c sneakers. Your phone started buzzing and you looked over picking it up reading that zim had texted you.

Zim👽: did you get home safe? I know you went with the stinky DIB!!!

                                            You: ah, yes i did! He stills believes your a alien! He showed me some proof as well.

Zim👽: what?? What proof do tell sweet y/n.

                                    You: he gave gir a small camera to hide in your house, duh.

Zim👽: tHAT BITCH! HE WILL BE THE 1ST I TAKE DOWN WITH THIS GROSS PLANET!!!

                                     You: STOP IT! YOUR SCARING ME YOU TURD!!

zim👽: fine, i will rule the world~ any who i gotta walk my dog. Text you later baby~

                 You left him on open.

You put your phone down and giggle. "Hey alexa! Play 'when i rule the world.' Put it on blast! You began singing

"When I rule the world, then I'm gonna make you sweat!! Dog collar 'round your neck, on your knees and scrub the deck
Oh there's a spot over there so I'll drag you by the hair
So scrub it, rub it, whip it, dry it, 'til I tell you to stop." (Song is in the beginning of the chapter)

You laughed and layed back on your bed with a big goofy smile.

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Hey everyone! Heres a filler chapter im thinking about taking this book in a different way so updates might be a little slower. So i apologize💙💜

I hope you have a great day/evening.

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