White Girl Problems {#1}

Why do white girls have tiny lips?

Clara's POV
Okay so this links back to the small butt problem. As well as not having a big booty, white girls have the flattest lips going. So as I went to pick up the nude coloured lip plumping lipstick from mac a familiar high pitched voice stopped me.
"Clara Bethany Stone what did I tell you about nude lipstick?" exclaimed Courtney.
"That its the same colour as Millie and doesn't suit me so it's red pink or nothing," I sighed rolling my eyes "How do you even know what suits me?"
"Babe please, I have my ways" replied Courtney. I replaced the nude lipstick back in its holder and swiped out a deep red colour.
"Perfect!" squealed Courtney.
I went over to the counter and whipped out my credit card to pay for the lipstick.
"May I inform you madam that your card balance is now £24," smiled the cashier. Shit.. that's what I get for buying a new winter/fall wardrobe. Oh, I forgot to tell you! Millie is my little pug, she is simply my baby. She comes everywhere with me, with the exception of today as she's at the vets.
"Anyways what happened back there Clara?" Courtney inquired
I remembered what Tyler had done, how every inch of my thigh burned after he had traced his hands over it.
"Oh nothing I just got fed up of Tyler" I laughed nervously. Congratulations, Clara worst cover story ever!! My friend stared at me for a long time before shrugging her shoulders. I sometimes question myself on the mental age of Courts. How dumb can she get?
"Anyway gotta go see my baby, bye"
"Bye Clara, hope Millie's okay!"
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When I got home I ran straight upstairs to see my phone, id forgotten to take it with me so that means I couldn't check social media for a couple of hours which was hell. I checked my twitter and Instagram, nothing. I clicked on my snapchat to see a message from Tyler. It was a selfie with him with the caption 'nude 4 nude'. What the hell does Courts see in this guy?! I took a selfie and captioned it 'how many girls did you send this to?' I was quite proud of my comeback even though it was crap. I scrolled through people's stories. Eurgh, Marie Smith posing in her revealing underwear captioning 'new buys' with the white girl emoji. Am I the first to say Nobody cares you slut. I had a SnapBack from Tyler. It was a picture of his six pack and Calvin Klein boxers, the urge to screenshot this was unreal. Then I read the caption that just ruined the whole thing. 'Only you, Baby' What the hell?! Baby?! You're dating my bestfriend you absolute dick head. I sent one back telling him to fuck off before gliding my way across the oak flooring and exiting my room.

Tyler's POV
I know I'm treading on dangerous ground here, considering Clara is Courtney's best friend but I can't resist. Clara's reactions are always so amusing and on the plus side she's fit. Maybe even fitter than my Courtney. I mean I would kill to just see Clara in a bikini because you know I would most likely get a boner and take a picture of her to keep for as long as my phone shall live. My phone buzzed, meaning Clara had replied. I read it and frowned, well how nice is she. I sent one back saying 'my girl is feisty now isn't she'. What was I thinking?! Courts and Clara tell each other everything! Before I know it I will have Courtney screaming at me telling me I'm a heartless user and a cheater and I could break Clara and Courtney's friendship. I just can't resist to flirt my way through life and Courtney knows that she just doesn't want to believe that it's true. She's too open, she sends me nudes. Admittedly I return them, but I want a girlfriend who's a little more hard to get. Okay I need to stop now, I have a girlfriend and I am happy. I am happy...