AN: I'm sorry, I also hate authors notes but just wanted to say I have no idea how to operate the story writing functions of Wattpad so if it's messed up, you know why.
Peter: YOU ASSHOLE
???: WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME
???: PLUS WHO ARE YOU
Peter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO AM I, WHO ELSE WOULD BE PISSED OFF AT YOU RIGHT NOW
???: Honestly, right now you could be any one.
???: I piss off people on a daily basis.
Peter: wait, what. Who else is mad at you? Do I need to fight someone on your behalf??!?!
???: Pretty sure I got more people wanting
me dead than dollars in my pocket.
???: Actually no, that is a false statement. I'm richer
than any other bitch on this planet.
Peter: oKaY yOu'Re NoT nEd
???: hOw Do YoU kNoW. Maybe I am Ted
Peter: Hah you got his name wrong so you AINT him
Peter: Plus Neds poor asf like me, well I'm poorer but
not the point
???: Okay fine. Yes I'm not your friend Ted
???: On that note... WHO ARE YOU, HOW'D YOU MESSAGE
THIS NUMBER
Peter: Ah, sorry dude. Musta messaged the wrong
number
???: That's not how this works, this number is highly
protected. You must be texted first to have access.
???: How'd you get past the firewalls? And what do you want?
Peter: You ask a lot of questions Not-Ned.
Peter: Honest mistake, I just thought Ned was practicing his coding and decided to block me out to escape my wrath
Not-Ned: You just casually got past my defences and
texted me? You expect me to believe that?
Peter: I mean you can believe what you want dude.
Peter: But I suggest you don't believe in God, because like if he created everything where the hell did he come from. Believe in the Big Bang and the power of the universe instead.
Not-Ned: Okay Kid, You should know that I always believe in science so of course I believe more in the Big Bang than some bearded man in the sky.
Not-Ned: But everyone's entitled to their own beliefs
Peter: Wow, it sounds like your lecturing me.
Peter: Are you my new dad?
Not-Ned: Uh I hope not, I know I have a past but I was careful
Peter: Ew not like that
Peter: I meant father figure
Not-Ned: Uh no kid. Don't you already have parents you can look up to?
Peter: Aha about that
Peter: *In commercial man voice* Side affects of being parental figure may include death
Not-Kid: Oh Sorry kid. Must be tough losing the two people you love most. I'm sorry for your loss.
Peter: Four
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Well... That's a Wrong Number
FanficJust a cliche... Peter texts the wrong number and finds a friend in a person he doesn't even know. How could this possibly go wrong you ask? Well I'm the god over these characters so it could go very wrong if that is what I wish to happen :) (Wrong...
