Everyone was finally either in the back of the van, or the front of the van.Front of the van
America was in the front of the van, sitting on the drivers seat, about to start driving, but he had something to say to the fellow passengers in the back of the van.
"Hey motherfuckers, we're gonna drive as fast as we can to the airport. So buckle up." He yelled without even looking to the back of the van to see what was going on.
The striped man then proceeded to buckle his seatbelt in and press on the gas pedal.Back of the van
The Philippines P.O.VFinally, silence. It had taken so long to stop the chaos that was going on just 10 minutes ago. He shuddered as he remembered what China had done. He felt a hand tap on his left shoulder, and as he looked to his left he saw Malaysia.
He smiled. "Hi,"
"Hey. What's wrong?" Malaysia asked.
"It's just of..." The Philippines sighed. "Everything is so chaotic. I feel like one of us will get killed, or maybe even everyone. I want this to be safe and peaceful ride, but you can't of have that when Japan and China are next to each other. The only reason they is hate each other is because something that happened long time ago that they both of no get over. I know China hates Japan for what he did but China did not have to run over him.." Philip was about to cry again, Malaysia noticed.
So of course, he did the right thing and pulled Philip into a hug.
They were both enjoying it until America almost crashed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SORRY GUYS!!!" America screamed.
"YUO OF IDIOT GIVE ME THE CAR NOW YOU NO OF KNOW DRIVE SHIT DRIVER FETUS" China was practically screaming at America, trying to get into the drivers seat but America kept pushing China away.
"STOP IT CHINA WE'RE GONNA CRASH FOR REAL YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER"
Japan was giggling to himself as he watched the interaction between America and China.
"はははははははははははははははははははははははは!"*He laughed.
Israel was looking like he was about to vomit all over the van, so Japan knew just what to do.
While China and America were yelling at each other, Japan grabbed chinas backpack and said to Israel. "Here, vomit of in this."
Israel, not knowing what it really was, desperate to not vomit all over the van quickly mumbled "Thankings." and vomited all over the bag, spewing green fluid. Russia was filled with disgust as he saw the disturbing moment. He thought about japan beating the shit out of China, and now having Israel vomit on his backpack.
'Japan is really sadist and may not be who he seems' was Russia's mental note for later.
He watched as Japan quickly threw the bag to the same spot and acted like as if he had done nothing wrong, casually looking to the wall.
Russia did feel bad for his friend though, but he decided to let the prank go on.
Finland looked over at Russia and said "Just let it happen, Russia. He needs a good prank for once."
Russia just looked back and raised an eyebrow in agreement, proceeding to drink a bit more vodka. He didn't want to drink too much right now, as it was rations and he didn't want to get so drunk everyone would think of him as weak and pathetic.
That's what happened when you showed you were drunk, right?
The front of the van
"CHINA EVERY TIME SOMEONE SEES YOU THEY VOMIT FROM YOUR UGLINESS, I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF SOMEONE DID RIGHT NOW". America shrieked, not even looking at China as he tried to focus on the road.
This caused China ( behind the drivers seat) to look over to his bag, which he saw, had vomit all over it and was in a completely different spot than from where HE put in.
China screamed like a little girl would, pointing at the bag, practically shrieking and screaming and yelling and everything he could do to indicate someone had puked all over his backpack.
The Philippines, next to China looked at where China was pointing and also started screaming not in fear, but in disgust. This is what Malaysia and Indonesia also did.
America, wanting to know what the fuck had happened, and why everyone had started yelling pulled over to the side of the road and looked over from behind the drivers seat.
China started shrieking to America: "SOMEBODY OF VOMIT ON MY BACKPACK, WHO DID THIS AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
America just laughed like a little bitch and said "Haha, told you you were ugly."
China glared at America, knowing he hadn't done it but still hating him anyways.And than all of a sudden, China realized who had done it.
So of course, China went over to japan who was still looking over the wall, knowing he had probably done this and put his hands on japans neck, closing tightly around it, biting on his neck, summing blood from japans neck as he blubbered with no air as China sucked japans blood. The Philippines decided to take one more mental note for later, which was:
'Everyone hates each other but they love me for some reason. Not really, but thats how I want it to go. But the everyone hates each other part is true. And China is a vampire.'*は in Japanese is 'Ha,' and is only 'Wa' when combined with 'Watashi'.
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