Sunshine Homies

Chapter 4

ok so some girl in the comments managed to unitentiaolly predict the future of this story and this chapter. I'm not telling you what she said but how did she do it? idk

Philippines was tired of this bullshit. All the yelling and chaos and him just sitting there, whimpering like a little baby.
No more of that.
He was going to insult every single person in the van.
Including Malaysia and Indonesia.
He started his Great Plan by looking really pissed off. So of course, like a good friend, Malaysia asked looking empathetic, "What's wrong?"
Philippines snapped with "Shut the fuck up you arrogant bitch. You love yourself so much you give some of your citizens more benefits than other citizens when they are natives too you dumb bitch. You consume some shitty brown powder that is making your citizens weaker and dumber and wimpier, and even America has better politics than you! I hope you die and rot in hell."
Indonesia heard this and replied with a "OOP" which earned a glare from Philippines and he went off on Indonesia too.
"Oh my fucking god can you stop being so fucking ANNOYING YOU TALK TOO MUCH. OF COURSE YOURE GONNA CRY WHEN I SAY THIS BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DID WHEN YOU SAW SOME NOT EVEN REVEALING CLOTHES AND DECIDING TO CENSOR IT ANYWAY. YOU CENSOR EVERYTHING YOU DUMB FUCK EVEN FUCKING SWIMSUITS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE A VIRGIN INDONESIA YOU SHITTY DOLLAR STORE POLAND RIPOFF!!!!!" Being yelled at so loudly by the Philippines made Indonesia confused and sad. He decided to wait it out.
The Philippines heard giggling from the back and went towards there.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GIGGLING AT?!"
Japan, no longer locked in the box said "You."
The Philippines replied with "I'm not suprised your flag looks like a clown nose, because you and your language are CLOWNS. You speak the language of the CLOWNS. With your 40 of alphabets and you have 2 billion more for being polite what the fuck japan. The only thing you are good at is making toilets for the rich people of japan to shit in. Fuck, even Indonesia's flag has more meaning than your fragile little clown nose for a flag. You hate China so much yet you stole from his language and called it your own, I honestly feel bad for him despite his 'oh my god I'm Ching Chong man I soooooo Damn cool' Get the fuck out the damn VAN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL YUO ARE DOING IS CAUSING CHAOS NOBODY WANTS YOU IN THIS WORLD JAPAN!!!!"

Philippines was now in Martial law mode, yet he was still acting like himself but way more pissed off.

Russia and Finland were silently giggling to themselves as they heard what the Philippines said, but Finland stopped giggling as he heard the end of Philippines sentence, but he had stopped before that because the Philippines was now trying to  open the back door and throw japan out of the van.
China was now crawling towards the back of the van about to help Philip.

Hearing all the rustling made America stop the road at a highway, because he didn't want to be distracted and crash.
The back doors were opened just as America stopped, and Japan was thrown out of the van, the back doors quietly closing.
"What the fuck are y'all doing throwing someone out the van." America asked, getting out the van to see if japan had really been thrown out. 
The Philippines got out the van through the back doors, and walked towards America.
America smiled, knowing what was coming but acting confused. "He-"
"I HATE YOU SO MUCH AMERICA YOU FUCKING SUCK PUTANG INA MO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY MY CITIZENS LOVE YOU. YOU NEED TO STOP MIND CONTROLLING THEM FOR AT LEAST 5 FUCKING SECONDS YOU DUMBASS OLIGARCHY, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING AND THE U.K WOULD AGREE WITH ME . YOU LIE TO EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF HOW ABOUT YOU TELL THE TRUTH FOR ONCE INSTEAD OF PASTING ANOTHER STAR ON YOUR FLAG!"

America decided to join in the fun and faked pissed off, which then he yelled

warning racism. yes America wants to be a dick to Philip if Philip wants to be a dick to him. This is also where you'll see how emotionally abusive he really is