A summary of the previous chapter:
Israel is sick, japan helps by providing him China's bag to vomit on. China sucks on Japan's blood for this evil act.America had finally separated japan from China by shoving japan into a glass box with an oxygen mask to breathe. The glass box was now at the very back, where Finland and Russia and North Korea and South Korea were.
North Korea snickered, looking at the glass box and feeling it a bit with his hand."How's it feel to be of trapped, Japoop?"
Japan was pissed when North Korea said that, wanting to leap at him through the box but if he did the glass would break all over him. And he also was weakened from mutiple injuries on his back, neck, chest, etc. So Japan kept his cool, however japan heard a giggle from next to North Korea.
Finland was giggling at the comment North Korea had made.
"Japoop. Japee." Finland smirked smugly, looking right at Japan.
North Korea started laughing when finland said that, and they kept adding on to it.
"Wait, North Korea, I havings to take a Japoop."
"Yea me too, but I go Japee."
"I have to cook with this dumb jaPAN."
Finland and North Korea were now wheezing and falling over themselves, laughing and trying to get a gulp of air.
Even Russia was laughing now, pointing at the glass box japan was in. South Korea held in his guffaws by covering his mouth, but you could still see his smile.
"If-if japan is of named japan, japan is of attracted to pans." Russia commented.
This made North Korea and Finland almost die from laughter, tears coming out from both of their eyes.
"JAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNY JOKE RUSSIA HAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAa" North Korea laughed, dying.
Now Russia also had tears coming from his eyes as he wheezed, him lying on the floor.Japan growled something from inside the box, but everyone, even SOUTH KOREA, was laughing at him being trapped like an animal.
'Nobody would hear watashi anyways, they are busy laughing of fools.' He thought to himself.Front of the van
China smirked to himself, hearing all the laughing and insulting Japan.
He looked over at the Philippines, who was smiling to himself.
He looked to The Philippines right, where Indonesia was, trying to eat raw indomie. China mentally facepalmed himself as he watched the pitiful attempts of Indonesia trying to eat indomie without a microwave and gagging in the process.
Looking to the Philippines left, he saw Malaysia about to throw something at Indonesia. His black eyes glared at Indonesia's brown eyes, looking at the raw indomie.
An opened packet of brown powder, and he watched as Malaysia threw it at Indonesia's indomie, getting it all over the noodles.
Indonesia stopped eating, and put the bowl down as Malaysia giggled.
Than, he picked it up and threw it so fast Malaysia didn't have time to dodge and screamed getting a mouthful of disgusting indomie with brown poop powder all over it. The Philippines also got some on his lap, which he let out a whine as it happened.
This caused America to stop the car.
"PHIL ARE YOU OK?!" He yelled.
"Uh, yes something just spilled on me.."
"Oh."
America went back to driving.
Malaysia than heard a snarl from the back of the van a couple of minutes later and turned his head while still gagging and rubbing his tongue to see where the dog was.
There was no dog, it has turned out, it was Japan snarling and clawing at the glass box he was in like a dog as 4 other
countries were laughing like hyenas at him.
Hyenas and dogs, dogs and hyenas he thought to himself, as he got another pack of indomie thrown at him.All of a sudden the car stopped and Malaysia turned towards the front window and saw that America had pulled over at the side of a rural road.
"ANYONE NEED TO PEE?" America yelled, turning towards the passenger.
Indonesia, Israel, and Japan nodded.
"OK. I'M OPENING THE BACK DOOR NOW SO ANYONE CAN COME OUT IF THEY NEED TO TAKE A SHIT OR PISS AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD, REMEMBER DO NOT PEE ON THE ROAD OR I WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH MY VAN LIKE CHINA DID TO JAPAN. GOT THAT?" America kept yelling, sounding more and more like Donald Trump
America than opened the drivers door, getting out. He went towards the back of the van and picked japans glass box up, setting him down at the side of the road as Russia and North Korea watched, giggles coming out of their mouth.
America squatted down and whispered some things to japan.
"I know you're pretty mad right now, but when we get back in the van I'll pet you."
Japan's eyes lightened up at these words, and he nodded, looking much calmer as America let him out the box. He than signaled for the other people who wanted to pee come outside, which they did.have this shitty photo of japan peeing on a poor bush
After everyone who had come outside was done peeing, they went back inside.
It was about 5:00 pm right now, and some people were starting to get sleepy.885 words
FUCK I NEVER MENTIONED SPAIN IN THE CHSPTERS AT ALL DAMN
he was sleeping guysEveryone else: damn I'm tired.
Spain: I am four parallel universes ahead of you.
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