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"Lisa Lisa, do you want to wear this beautiful, black tight dress?"
"No! This stunning tight red one will be more flattering!!"
You and Suzi Q butted heads, as you both tried to make Lisa Lisa wear the dress that you guys had.
Pushing her face away with a scowl, you smiled towards Lisa Lisa,"Wear this one instead, Lisa Lisa!"
Swatting your hand away, Suzi Q shoved her dress towards Lisa Lisa,"No! Mines more appealing!"
Gritting your teeth, you butted your head to hers,"Hey! Watch it, Sissy Barbeque! My taste is fashion is more dazzling than yours!"
Giving you a strained sweet smile, Suzi Q stared at you,"(mean nickname), dear, your taste is absolutely, trash, I might say!"
Growling, you tackled her to the ground, as you both began shaking each other, and yelling rude words towards each other. Even to rolling around the whole floor.
Sighing, Lisa Lisa placed a gloved hand to her cheek,"Girls, I'm flattered, but you are quite a head sore right now."
Pushing you away, Suzi Q smirked at you,"Hear that (mean nickname)! You're a head sore to Miss Lisa Lisa!"
Gasping exaggeratedly, you placed a hand on your head and chest, acting like a hurt wealthy woman,"Oh those kind words you spit, from those venomous lips of yours!"
Gasping, Suzi Q stood up,"Venomous!? Why, you snake!"
Eye twitching, you stood up as well,"Snake!?"
You both glared daggers at each other, as Lisa Lisa rubbed her temple,"Girls, please leave. Our guests will be arriving soon, so please go great them at the door."
Both quick to turn to her, you both bowed obediently, in unison speaking,"Yes, Miss Lisa Lisa!"
As you both left her room, you locked the doors, as you turned to Suzi Q,"We had guests?"
Having the fight past you two already, Suzi Q stared at you in realization,"Oh right! You're new here, so you hadn't met them yet."
Nodding, you walked besides your best friend,"So, who are they?"
Placing a finger on her chin, she replied,"Well, one of them has been working here ever since I've been here and the other just arrived a few days ago."
Curious, you grabbed her arm, excitedly,"Are they boys!? Are they cute!? Hot!? Dreamy!?" You yelled excitedly, as your face neared hers.
Chuckling, she looped her arms around yours,"You'll find out yourself, Y/n!" She winked at you.
Jumping in glee, you both hurriedly made ways towards the entrance. Just as you both arrived, the door slammed open.
"You're such a mess, Joseph! Control yourself!"
"Oui, I can't help that you're bad at teaching!"
You're eyes went wide as two extremely built males walked in, angrily glaring at each other, like you and Suzi Q had just done earlier. On of them had brown spiked-ish hair, teal eyes, with a face that holds mischief and playfulness. But you couldn't help staring at the other male besides the brunette. The other had beautiful golden blonde hair, emerald eyes shining with cute pink-purple marks under his eyes. He looked like a player, but also had a serious face. You couldn't stop staring, dreaming about his dreamy features.
"Oh, hello Suzi Q!"
You were brought to reality, as Suzi Q was having her hand held by the brunette.
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Fanfiction(moved to @/pierojisan) JoJo's Bizarre Adventure oneshot,,, because I love this anime and just legitimately bored (have not read the mangas so anything past part5 I don't know) •Suggestions/Requests are open! Please read { Info } or { REQUEST PAGE }...