It was a normal day at the White House Donald trump was signing papers. I walked in to hand trump his water he wanted. I walked over and a handsome man bursted through the door he was tall,cute his chine was chiseled and his face was beautiful his voice was smexy. I think I love him he looked at me and winked at me I started to blush a deep red.
He whispered "meet me at the front of the White House at 3:00 pm also my names Obama" "oh okay m-my names (you're name)"
I said with a slight stutter "I like that name anyways bye" and like that he was gone.
Trump yelled at me to go back to work he's so mean to me
Time skip to 3:00
I ran outside to see Obama there waiting for me he told me to hop in his car I got in and his car was nice he sat by me and his personal driver drove off I asked where are we going "it's a surprise" I smiled.
The car came to a stop and Obama said to get out he followed me he grabbed my hand a we walked into Rat's Restaurant it was so nice and clean. I heard the employees yelling they were yelling about a person that goes by noodles one said I would die for you Obama came in and just stood there we listened for a while "my waifu" "oh time to do my job". Out came a girl and she took my order another came and said take your time she gave me and Obama, a menu. She looked young almost 10.
Obama ordered sewer water and Human fetus. I ordered mice toes and Bathtub water. All I heard from the kitchen was "I'm going to steal your dick" or "go steal some bread sticks from Olive Garden". "What is up with these people and stealing" I said in a whisper, I looked up and saw the most beautiful thing ever Obama smiling at me I smiled back. A waiter came running and handed us are food we ate the food. It was amazing I loved every drop of it every crumb was perfect. The bill came up to 280$ plus tip I was shocked I started to pull out my wallet but Obama grabbed his first and said he would pay and like that we were out of there.
(Okay I'm bored so just to spice things up and get over with this)
Obama took me to a hotel room and we checked in it was big and fancy. he took me too a room and (mother forgive me) set me down on the bed. He unbuttoned his shirt to reveal baby yoda hiding in his shirt baby yoda came out and said "bruh what up homie" "haha you thought I liked sex no put your hat back on now sing gummy bear song... look for the gummy bear song in stores on November 13"
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