Fillers

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-start!

(2)No! You started last time! It's my turn!

(1)Then why can't I start every chapterrr?

(2)Because it's not fair!

(1)Pleaseeee? Why not?

(2)B- Oh, hyung, they're here.

(1)Okay guys-

(2)SHUT UP! Sorry, back to the story. Umm...where'd we leave off?

Oh, right...

"Kim Taehyung."

"So, Taehyung-ssi, how old are you?"

"21. What about you?"

"Ah, you're a '96 liner?"

"'95."

"Oh, okay. Anyway, I'm 26."

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I assumed you were around my age!"

"No, it's okay. I don't really care about honorifics." Hoseok chuckled. "The tea is probably done by now."

(1)So they drank the tea and talked but then Hoseok was all like "Oh I gotta work sorry byee"

(2)That's not a good way to explain their parting but ok.

(1)I don't care. Anyway listen up hoes, cuz something important happened. Hoseok kept going to lil baby Tae's house LITERALLY EVERY DAY.

(2)Hyung, you can't do that, what about character development??

(1)I don't give half a rhinoceros about character development, I do what I want!

(2)Aish, really...

This story is moving too fast, we need some fillers.

(1)Nooooo! Just let me narrate.

(2)No, it's time for a filler of another conversation.

"So, Hoseok-ssi, what do you do?"

"Ah," Hoseok said softly before taking a sip from his tea. "I work in customer service at a fitness and nutrition company. Regular boring office job, but the pay isn't bad and I'm going to be promoted into accounting soon." Hoseok's lips curved upward, revealing a small heart-like smile. "What about you?"

"I don't really do much," Taehyung let out a small chuckle, "I work from home teaching a couple languages to people overseas. I do paid surveys as well."

"Oooh, what languages?"

"Korean, english, spanish, japanese..." the younger boy paused for a moment. "I'm definitely not completely fluent but it helps then to get their feet on the first few rungs of the ladder."

Hoseok nodded.

There was a silence.

"So how have you been, Taehyung-ssi?"

"I've been doing fine. Running out of vitamin D supplements, but I'm ordering groceries again in a couple days."

Hoseok hummed. "If you don't mind me asking, why are the supplements so important?"

"I don't really go outside." Taehyung responded. His gaze fell to the floor and his expression dropped for a moment before he gathered himself together.

Knowing that was the best explanation he'd get, Hoseok decided not to pry into the boy's private life.

(1)I think that's it, right?

(2)I don't know, hyung, this still doesn't feel long enough..

(1)Can I direct a filler? Pleaseeeee?

(2)Go ahead.

(1)OK SO 👏👏

Of course, the boy's are back at lil baby Tae's house again and they're sipping their TAE as always.

Ok so they're just chatting like they do and BAM

"Oh my god, Hoseok-ssi, I'm so sorry, it just hit me that I have a lesson in like 20 minutes!"

Oh yeah, it's Sunday btw.

"I'm so sorry! I'll get going!"

"No, stay." Then he was like 'oh shit i just said that in a tender homoerotic fashion that was oh so loved by the ancient greeks I HELD MY HAND OUT LIKE I WAS GOINT TO GRAB HIM HHHHHHHH' "I...I mean, you can join the call."

"Oh my god, really?!" Hoseok was like, bouncing off the walls with excitement.

"Yeah, um, let's get ready."

So they did their hair and washed their faces and Tae convinced Hoseok to wear a tiny bit of makeup because 'he looked like he had just risen from the grave after 12 minutes of sleep,' my words not his.

Anyway, by the time they did all that it was like 5 minutes till the lesson so they turned on the computer and prepared themselves.

"Hello! Is everyone here?" Tae Tae looked at everyone on the screen "I think we do!"

Hoseok sid into the frame. "Who all is it?"

"Sarah, Jude, Allysa, Zoe, and Hailee!"

"What language are you teaching?"

"Korean!"

"Oh, let me guess, they all wanna know what their favorite idol is saying?"

"Yeah, pretty much. Zoe wants to be able to talk to her grandma, though."

"That's sweet."

"Hi!" Hoseok said to the camera in english.

"Hello everybody! This is Hoseok-hyung!" The he covered his mouth because FUCK. "I can call you hyung, right?"

"Sure, Taehyung-ah!" Hoseok smiled.

And they continued on with the lesson bla bla bla and that's about it.

(2)Ok, I think that's enough.

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