Sunflowers and You

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Him | Her 

Hey, bruh! Pick me up from Mason's party, will you?

Uh, excuse me?

C'mon dude! You know you owe me this.

Why are you even acting like this?

Oh shit, this is a wrong number!

Well damn, so you realised!

Still, want me to pick you up from that party?

Uh listen, it was my mistake. Please delete my number.

Now now, where's the fun in that, honey?

What the fuck?

Look, I told you it was my mistake. So. Fucking. Delete. My. Number.

Aw honey! Why you gotta be so rude?

Did you just quote Magic's Rude?

You know what? I don't care. Just delete my number and don't text me again.

Ah! Yes, I did.

And no, I'm not going to delete your number.

You're annoying, you know that yet? Fuck off.

Just delete it.

Nope. You're fun to talk to.

Besides, you could be my only chance in true love.

Jesus Christ! Are you fucking crazy? Drunk? High? 

I'm pretty sure Jesus won't like to be associated with those words you just used.

Haha. Fuck off.

Jeez! Is that how you talk to a girl, young man?

Chivalry is really dead. Sad.

You're a girl? You're NOT some lonely pedophile who passes his time annoying people?

Ding, ding, ding! We have a WINNER!

Cool. Now delete my number and don't ever text me again.

Ain't happening, buddy!

So, tell me about yourself.

Well, I'm the guy who asked you to fuck off.

Ouch honey, that hurt! :(

I'm glad then.

Seriously, don't text me again. 

But I get to keep your number?

What? Dude seriously.

Don't. Fucking. Text. Me. Again.

Again love, where's the fun in that?

 Well then, have fun talking to yourself.

Oh, I will.

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