𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀 𝑫𝑨𝑻𝑬 - Steven Hyde

five

5|WEED AT THE FOTOHUT

Marigold sat down in the basement with her legs draped over Hydes lap, as they all played a card game.

"So, Forman, you break up with Donna, but you still get to have sex and go out on dates with her?" Hyde questioned, dealing out the cards to everyone. "Ride the big red wave, dude."

"I should break up with Donna. "Donna, we are through. Let the sex and dating begin". Fez said seriously before chuckling.

"Oh, no. It's not a date." Eric defended, taking his turn. "We're just friends now, because she's over it. Well, guess who else is over it?"

"I am." All the boys raised their hands.

"You'll start dating again, I've seen this happen so many times before back with my old friends from New York." Marigold smiled at him, throwing a card on to the pile. "Just stop being a desperate loser."

"You're from New York?" Hyde looked down at her with a smile.

"Born and raised." She answered, sending him a smirk. "I'm a proper city girl."

"Look, man, breaking up sucks, okay?" Kelso stated as he knew the experience. "When Jackie dumped me, you know what she said? "Some thing, some thing. Never wanna see you again. Blah-blah-blah." Hey, you think that didn't hurt?"

"Okay, you know what?" Eric threw all his cards on to the pile and began to walk off. "I'm done talking about this. But I will say this. If she doesn't want it to be a date, then it won't be a date. I am so cool with that, because, as we all know, I am very mature. Now, if you would all please excuse me, my mommy has to iron my corduroys."

"He is so not over this break and is going to be a giant dick this entire night." Goldie sighed with annoyance, pulling her legs off Hydes lap and sitting cross legged on the fat stool. "I know him well enough to know this isn't going to end well."

"You're right." Hyde nodded, pulling the stool closer to his side.

"Ah, women." Fez put his feet up on to the table with a relaxed motion. "Am I right, guys? Ah, who am I kidding? There's no woman for Fez. What must Fez do to get a woman?"

"Well, for one thing, he's gotta cut out that third person crap." Hyde snapped, sending a side glare to the foreign boy. "It's weird. You are Fez. You know something else? Shoes say alot about a man. In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin"."

"It's true, I want to have sex with an experienced guy, not a virgin." Goldie added, putting her cards face down on the table.

"Damn you, boots." Fez grumbled while glaring at his boots. "What else have you told them?"

"Hey, Fez, seeing you wear those chukkas makes me wanna up-chukka." Kelso joked, laughing at his own joke and earning a high five off Hyde. "It's like I ate too many chukka-late chip cookies. Yeah, how much wood could a woodchukka chukka-"

"Hey. Shut the chukka up!" Marigold cut him off, not wanting to hear anymore of his terrible puns.

"Nice one." Hyde patted her head affectionately, ignoring the strange look the two boys gave them.

"I'll see you boys later, I have homework to do and a house to help clean." She stood up and stretched her back, hearing a satisfying click. "Don't burn the house down."

"We won't." They waved her off, Hyde watching her ass the entire time.

~•~

"You get to smoke weed at work?" Goldie laughed as she walked into the photo hut.

"That's why I invited you." Hyde grabbed the girls wrist and pulled her into the circle, letting her sit on his lap.

"What's up with you two? You suddenly seem close." Jackie questioned, looking between the pair. They both glanced at each other and shrugged a reply.

"The Fotohuts cool." Kelso grinned, chuckling weirdly as the drugs went to his head. "Hyde, your job kicks ass."

"Yeah. I never thought I'd be a working man, man." Hyde answered with a shrug. "But, man, here I am, working for the man. Do you know what, man? I like the man."

"You said man." Marigold laughed, taking in a big breath of smoke.

"Hey, thanks, man." Leo smiled at his employee. "So, my probation officer was surr happy I came by. He even wants to see me for some additional years. He's a good guy."

"Ugly, fat, whore-y, old, whore-y, old, four-eyes, ugly, fat." Jackie commented as she flicked through a handful of photos.

"Oh, this one's kind of cute." Kelso picked up a fallen photo and admired the girl in it which caused his girlfriend to pinch his arm. "I mean, for a fatty. I mean, for a whore? God damn, Jackie! What do you want me to say?"

"That's it. I cannot work like this." Fez grabbed the emotional boys shoulder and addressed the room. "Anyone who doesn't have to be here must leave. I said, leave!"

"Damn, Fez. You've only been here on day and you're already trying to change everything." Hyde shouted at the boy.

"Yeah. It's like we crossed into some different dimension where we're in some kind of Fotohut." Leo inputted, looking around the room strangely. "It's eerie, man."

"Hey, this kinda looks like a girl I made out with once." Marigold picked up a random photo. "She had really nice tits that I grabbed once."

"You made out with a girl?" Hyde asked with amazement.

"I made out with you." She slapped back, kissing his jaw line.

"Burn!" Jackie yelled, high fiving the girl. "You are amazing!"

"Thank you! I'm here all night." Marigold laughed, laying her head on Hydes ear and mumbling into his ear.  "Weed makes me horny."