𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀 𝑫𝑨𝑻𝑬 - Steven Hyde

twenty one

21|COOKIES & CREAM

Marigold sat down in the basement flicking through a fashion magazine, folding down the pages of clothes she wanted to buy.

"Thomas." Fez growled to himself while pacing back and forth before stopping beside Hyde and looking down at the boy. "Thomas. Thomas!"

"I regret sitting down here." Goldie mumbled to herself, picking up a second magazine to look through.

"What I have to do is show everyone that I am cooler than Thomas." The boy stated while crossing his arms. "You know, I once saw the Fonzie do something on TV that just might do the trick."

Hyde and Marigold stared up at the boy with strange faces as he told them his plan. Goldie closed her magazine and put it down before folding her arms, leaning back and getting very interested in Fez's rambling.

"So what do you think?" Fez asked with a large grin.

"Not only is that the worst idea I e ever heard, it was the worst moment in television history." Hyde answered, glancing up at the boy with a stoic look.

"Yeah, you're right. I stopped watching after that episode." He agreed before going back to his pacing and rambling. "Thomas!"

"I'm going to go make cookies, you boys have fun." Goldie kissed her boyfriends head and wandered into the kitchen, spotting Kitty sat at the table drinking juice. "Hey, Aunty K, want to make cookies together?"

"I would love too, sweetie!" Kitty jumped up and embraced her niece. The pair quickly grabbed all the ingredients and got to work. Marigold started mixing the butter and sugar while Kitty weighed out the flour. "Do you want to dish up this batch while I check on the second one?"

"Of course!" The girl moved the cookies on to the plate and took a bite out of one. "These are so good! Can I take these down to the boys?"

"Go ahead, you cleaned up so all I need to do is plate up this second batch." Her aunt shooed her away. Goldie skipped down the wooden stairs to the basement and spotted that Fez had left but Eric and Kelso had joined.

"I have cookies!" She sang, placing the plate on to the table and sitting between Hyde and Kelso on the small sofa. "Enjoy, they are fresh out the oven."

"These are good, man." Hyde finished his first one and grabbed a second. "You need to bake more often."

"This is freaky, man." Eric changed the topic of conversation as he fidgeted in his chair. "Red hasn't said anything about the stash, which can only mean he's gone to the much-feared stage beyond yelling. He's gone Darth Vader, man."

"Or instead of Red snagging you, maybe you snagged Red dipping into Hyde's stash. I'm just saying, everyone's trying it." Kelso suggested excitedly while explaining how this would play out.

"Kelso, that was delightful, but the only part you left out is where Red kills me!" Eric snapped, raising his voice to remind the less intelligent boy of the situation.

"Forman, it was my stash. I don't wanna leave you hanging, but I'm gonna." Hyde stood up and looked down at the boy with a straight face. "So good luck in military school."

After he did a mocking salute, Hyde grabbed his girlfriend's hand, the plate of cookies and drag her to his room.

"Oh God, I don't think I'm mentally prepared for cookie sex." She laughed, sitting on the edge of the bed and grabbing a cookie.

"Nah, I just thought we could cuddle and eat cookies." He laughed, laying down on his bed and pulling her down beside him.

"No sex? Score!" Goldie cheered but instantly regretted it as he to tickled her sides. "I'm sorry! I love sex, fuck me now and cover me in cookies and cream."

"We can hear you!" Eric screamed from the other room causing the pair to still.

"Sorry?" She yelled back, muffling her laughter behind her hand. "At least I'm helping him find ways to actually keep a girl."

"That's if he ever gets another girl." Hyde added, rolling her on top and letting her rest her head on his chest. "I got lucky."

"You did so you better not throw me away or else I'll hang you by your balls out my bedroom window." Marigold threatened, moaning as he stroked her hair and groped her ass. "I swear you are the most horniest teen I've ever met. After Fez."

"Fez?" He called out, both jumping in surprise as the boy in question stepped out from behind a few old boxes.

"Seriously?" She sighed, glaring at Fez as she sat up. "How many times have you seen us do it?"

"Not many." Fez answered honestly. "I hid in here because I need Hyde's help."

"Welp, you boys have fun. I'm going to go eat more cookies." Goldie kissed her boyfriend passionately before leaving the room, hiding her grin behind a curtain of hair.