"patriotism is a big turn on!"
bucko boy- Bucky Barnes
bird 2.0- Sam Wilson
big steeb- Steve Rogers
blackwidow- Natasha Romanoff
bucko boy: howdy cowpals
big steeb: Can we please change the chat name?? It was one time!!!
blackwidow: hell no
blackwidow: that was ICONIC
bird 2.0: she's right, we're never letting go off it, sorry stevie ;))))
big steeb: Go away you pesky morons.
blackwidow: you kiss your mother with that mouth??
big steeb: My mother is dead, asshat.
blackwidow: no shit
bird 2.0: anyway i'm gonna start ignoring bucky from now on.
bucko boy: WHATTT why tho
bird 2.0: you disgust me
black widow: so much for ignoring him
bird 2.0: yk what romanoff-
bucko boy: it's because i'm irresistible
bird 2.0: LMFAOOO ok then
bucko boy: ur really grinding my gears now, Wilson
big steeb: Why can't you two get along??
bucko boy: he started it, i did NOTHING!
bird 2.0: you BREATHED
big steeb: Sam, be nice.
bucko boy: yeah, sammy be nice
bird 2.0: I-
bird 2.0: don't call me sammy, bitchboy
bucko boy: sorry samuel i do love you really
bird 2.0: Pplease, and i cannot stress this enough, PLEASE just be a normal person for ONe DAY
black widow: why am i still here
black widow: why am i friends with you guys
bucko boy: because you love us <3
bird 2.0: wrong once again Barnes, she love ShArOn cArtErRrRrRr!!!!!
black widow: test me and i swear i WILL tell the entire school who you like :)
bird 2.0: i don't like anyone but go off lmao
black widow: Aha but that's just what you want us to think
black widow: Besides, I like other girls too so..
big steeb: Tea, unloyal.
bucko boy: I think seeing Steve use slang makes my brain cells die
bird 2.0: WRONG ONCE AGAIN, you have no brain cells to die
bucko boy: i will slap you tomorrow
bird 2.0: i fuckin dare u bitch
black widow: the sexual tension whew
big steeb: Hahaha
bird 2.0: i-
bird 2.0: i will not hesitate to leave
bucko boy: do it
big steeb: ANYWAY
big steeb: Have you guys noticed all of our usernames start with B :)))
bird 2.0: yes
black widow: yes
YOU ARE READING
EW SCHOOL! ~ Marvel Texting Fic
Fanfictionoriginally posted on archive of our own! If you wanna read some more of my fics on there my username is glaucous <3
