EW SCHOOL! ~ Marvel Texting Fic

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the odinsons > the kardashians

Thunder Man- Thor Odinson
lokiwannadie- Loki Odinson
Lady Death- Hela Odinson

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Lady Death: who the fuck

Lady Death: ate my ice cream

lokiwannadie: trying to watch the office bitch

Lady Death: i dont fucking CARE

Lady Death: WHO ATE

Lady Death: MY ICE CREAM

Thunder Man: I did last night

Lady Death: THOR DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH

lokiwannadie: trying to watch the office

Thunder Man: Loki, It's 7am and we have school soon, shouldn't you be getting ready??

lokiwannadie: shouldn't you be eating ur own food instead of hela's

Lady Death: THANK YOU LOKI

Lady Death: I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT ICE CREAM

Thunder Man: Ice cream for breakfast??

Lady Death: YES DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?

Thunder Man: nO i'm eating chocolate rn

Lady Death: what chocolate

Thunder Man: idk found a hershey bar lol

Lady Death: What flavour

Thunder Man: cookies n creme...

Lady Death: that's my fucking chocolate

lokiwannadie: <— me rn

Lady Death: Thor is missing his first day of school :)

lokiwannadie: don't kill himmm it'll ruin the tripppp

Thunder Man: What trip? ARE WE GOING ON A TRIP?? :D

lokiwannadie: aright i'm out

Thunder Man: Why don't you take a shower? Make you a little less greasy for the first day.

lokiwannadie: no fuck you bitch

Lady Death: Thor where are you

Thunder Man: In my bedroom

Lady Death: Ok well ur about to be 6 feet under soon get ready u fucking aSSHOLE

Thunder Man: s h i t

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"loki is and always will be my queen"

lokiwannadie- Loki Odinson
peteypie- Peter Parker
hopeful- Hope Van Dyne
fairy godmother- Wanda Maximoff
deadass sonic- Pietro Maximoff

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lokiwannadie: thor b like: My location? Under these bitches' skin

peteypie: hehe

deadass sonic: What happened?

lokiwannadie: He ate Hela's ice cream that she wanted to eat for breakfast

hopeful: Ice cream for breakfast??

lokiwannadie: don't ask me my family is fucked up anyway

lokiwannadie: Thor's breakfast this morning consisted of Hela's Hershey's bar

peteypie: oH shit

lokiwannadie: Thor is now screaming

lokiwannadie: thor b like: My location? six feet under