EW SCHOOL! ~ Marvel Texting Fic

4

"loki is and always will be my queen"

lokiwannadie- Loki Odinson
peteypie- Peter Parker
hopeful- Hope Van Dyne
fairy godmother- Wanda Maximoff
deadass sonic- Pietro Maximoff

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lokiwannadie: Hello good gang

peteypie: something happened what happened

lokiwannadie: bruce and thor happened

fair godmother: wbk

lokiwannadie: yes but what you haven't been knew is that i dyed all of thor's clothes GREEN

peteypie: HAHA AW POOR THOR

fairy godmother: LMFAO

deadass sonic: why green

lokiwannadie: wdym WHY GREEN

lokiwannadie: Is it not known that bruce's favourite colour is green?

deadass sonic: loki you

deadass sonic: are a stalker that ain't on me

lokiwannadie: i will fucking slaughter you bitchass hedgehog

deadass sonic: do it pls

fairy godmother: ok edgelord have a break

peteypie: aNYWAY what did thor say???

lokiwannadie: He tried to deny it but between you and me he is positively shit as lying so i mean

peteypie: :o

hopeful: Hello my Badass Bitches except pietro

deadass sonic: i am fuckinh leaving

{deadass sonic left the group}

fairy godmother: oh no he's gone.

peteypie: Poor Pietro :(

{peteypie added deadass sonic}

peteypie: don't leave pietro i think yur a badass bitch :,)

deadass sonic: PETER i love YOU

peteypie: :,)

lokiwannadie: ok gross

hopeful: lmao anyway

hopeful: just got off the phone with scott and he was crying because he dropped his taco my sanity is

fairy godmother: the suspense

fairy godmother: your sanity is??

hopeful: hanging on by a fucking THREAD

hopeful: a TACO YALL

peteypie: i mean i lowkey get it tho

hopeful: shut up peter you're attracted to wade wilson

peteypie: IGHT IM LEAVE

fairy godmother: SHES NOT WRONG THO

lokiwannadie: tea x

deadass sonic: wait what????????????????

fairy godmother: omg shut UP how do you not know i literally told you last night??

deadass sonic: PETER IS ATTRACTED TO WADE???

deadass sonic: AS IN OUR PETER IS ATTRACTED TO THE WADE WILSON???

hopeful: fucksake

peteypie: fucksake

lokiwannadie: fucksake