EW SCHOOL! ~ Marvel Texting Fic

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Untitled chatroom

snark- Tony Stark
big steeb- Steve Rogers

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snark: hi

big steeb: Hey?

snark: ok well i wasn't expecting you to reply i haven't thought this far ahead uh
snark: how are you doing

big steeb: Haha I'm alright, I guess. How about you?

snark: yeah i'm dandy
snark: sorry my friends told me to message you and i'm not a pussy so yk

big steeb: Why do they want you to message me?

snark: uh
snark: Yk what that's an amazing question!
snark: i'm just gonna leave you to it i'm sorry for bothering

big steeb: Tony it's fine, really. You can message me whenever :)

snark: oh
snark: well alright then
snark: :)

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tony went through meiosis and peter was the result

snark- Tony Stark
Bruce7- Bruce Banner
peteypie- Peter Parker
shurithingsis- Shuri
potatogun- Harley Keener
xbrokenx- Nebula Thanosson

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snark: oooooh what a time to be aLIVEEE
snark: yall i'm in DEEP shit

Bruce7: What happened?

snark: my sexuality happened
snark: the lgbt life is so hard

peteypie: rt

shurithingsis: rt

Bruce7: rt

potatogun: rt

xbrokenx: Rt.
xbrokenx: I do not know what rt means.

potatogun: nebula i love you

xbrokenx: Oh.

shurithingsis: HHAAKJWBW
shurithingsis: ANYWAY tony PLEASE tell us what happened babes x

snark: don't call me that ever again
snark: also STEVE SAID I CAN MESSAGE HIM WHENEVER

potatogun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
potatogun: things r getting spicy

shurithingsis: message him rn

snark: i JUST stopped talking to him give me a break

peteypie: wait
peteypie: does this mean i'm getting a dad :,)

snark: excuse me i am your dad

peteypie: i'm getting another dad :,)

Bruce7: Screenshotted Tony confirming he is Peter's dad for future reference

snark: oh fuck OFFFFFFFFFF

shurithingsis: same tho bruce x

snark: ffs
snark: also NO peter he doesn't like me i can guarantee

potatogun: lit rally what luv xx

xbrokenx: Steve does like you.

snark: nah

Bruce7: Tony have you seen the way he looks at you

shurithingsis: LITERALLYYYYY
shurithingsis: he genuinely looks so *infatuated* with you it's GROSS

peteypie: you cant say anything when u look at mj the exact same way

shurithingsis: bro why do me like that