Hate how I love you

not a song/smut

Three times the pleasure!?

Whenever Madara gets home he expected a few things,
Like lunch served on the table, ready to be devoured
Hashirama surprising him with one of his bone crushing hugs
Izuna with his surprise pranks (which they both do often ever since childhood)
Or his husband freshly out of the shower getting the door for him

What he didn't expect in a million years, was to come home to see his husband...... triple himself! and that's not all....
"Okaerinasai, Madara-sama" bowed serious tobirama in a maids outfit (the long ones)
Madara, welcome back~
Slurred, slut tobirama in a bunny suit (the clothes women wear in clubs with bunny ears) and black heels
M-ma-madara sempai, w-w-welcome b-back....
Stuttered, SHY GIRL TOBIRAMA....... IN A SCHOOL GIRLS UNIFORM!!??....... With socks that reach the knees and black school shoes to go with it.....

Madara was speechless, never his wildest dreams, would this day come!!.... which is only in his wildest dreams because his husband would never, and i say NEVER, agree to do something like this!..... not to mention triple it in a day!
"You must be hungry, I've made dinner for all of us" the maid version of his beloved husband said, breaking him out of his thoughts
"afterwards we could take a bath together~
Slut version continued, caressing madaras face 
T-th-then afterwards.... M-ma-maybe we.... Could cuddle..... i-in the bed-living room! i-i meant living room! hehe
Shy version fidgeted concludingly  blushing madly when he looked into madaras eyes, which by the way were frozen wide, still processing whats going on here

(here's how i imagined the triple tobiramas, the normal one is taller than Madara right? well, the triplets are  also taller in those girly outfits their size, but still uke in my books, not every uke has to be short and open with their feelings, all the time, not that i don't support them)  
 
dinner was..... more quiet than most nights, the maid version of his husband eating elegantly with his eyes closed, shy tobirama eating shyly while glancing at Madara every now and then and
"Tobirama, leave Madara sama alone and eat your  dinner" said the Maid sternly not bothering to open his eyes
"oh come on Tobi~ We both know you want it as well" slut tobirama said while caressing madaras thigh
the Maids eye brow twitched annoyed by his slut counter partner, Madara finally found his voice in the last half hour "uh Tobi" "yes?" all three answered in a union, immediately snapping their attention to their wild haired husband, who, BTW, got a bit nervous under their stares "um w-what happed, while i was gone?" "whatever do you mean dear husband/sempai?" again all three asked, slut still playing with his thigh, making it impossible to think straight "i-i mean how did, this happen?" Madara stretched his hand to the three of them, emphasizing his question, the three looked at each other for a moment
"to be honest, i don't know" said the maid,
"All, i can remember w-was a white smoke" continued shy playing with his pink tales,
"and when it cleared there were three of us, in these clothes, which looks really sexy on me, not gonna lie" concluded slut, now, playing with the maid, who in turn, hit him in the face "ow! that hurt..... I like it" slut said seducingly, begging for more from maid who ignored him while doing the dishes, shy just stayed beside them not wanting to faint in madaras presence, Madara just stared at his husband(s) at felt.... A bit turned on, who knew Tobirama could look so..... Delicious "ooohh? whats that i see down there?" Madara looked down at what slut pointed at, and blushed in embarrassment at the tent, shy eeped and apologies for slut, Maid, without looking, knew what was going on and had a small blush on his face

The rest of the day went a........ Ok to say the least, slut couldn't leave him alone for a minute-actually they all stayed close to him but not at close a slut, shy most times look to be on the verge of passing out when making eye contact, and maid...... Well, was acting like a maid, if Madara is being completely honest............ This is heaven, he loves his husband normally, but this is better, or even the best!