Hate how I love you

Pregnant?!

'Oh no, not again' Tobirama thought as he took another bite of his lunch, trying his best to hold it down so as not to worry his husband, who's sitting across him enjoying his lunch while reading the news paper, Madara was the one that made this dish, it's delicious really but his stomach doesn't seem to think so, the same thing happened this morning as well, Madara was at work but he had the day off, it was minutes after he left that his stomach started turning, not only that, for days he's been feeling.... odd
He would get moody for no reason at all and sometimes cry watching sad movies which by the way, NEVER happens, Tobirama was always the shoulder to cry on while Hashirama wails (he just couldn't understand what's so sad about these romance movies, well he could now!)
"Love are you okay?" Madara's words shook him out of his thought, Tobirama was about to say he was ok but the moment he opened his mouth his stomach started to react so held it shot and just waved his hand reassuringly, this only peaked the others worry more, he noticed lately that his husband wasn't himself, I mean, Madara froze in disbelief when Tobirama started crying whenever something or someone dies in a movie or a lover leaves the other, or get moody over the littlest of things, not to mention he would go for a midnight snack every night, and let me tell you! His choice of snacking creeps him the hell out!
Pickles and ice cream
Mustard on a donut
Jelly beans on spaghetti! Madara nearly vomited at that
It's almost like his husband might be.... well ... pregnant, but that's impossible, they've been doing it for-...... well.... ever since they stared dating, However being the clean freak his lover was they always use protection, that was until after they got married and that was a year ago, Tobirama started to enjoy their raw sex more than protection, even though he feels filthy the next day, it was all worth it
"Tobirama, what's wrong?" Madara moves closer to his husband, "no-not-nothing" Damn it! Tobirama thought not only did he stutter but saying that made him wanna vomit then and there, he must've mad we a face because now Madara was by his side "love?" Tobirama could feel the worry in his voice, he couldn't take it anymore, Tobirama shut up his seat, ran to the nearest bathroom, hunched over and finally let it out, Madara was by his side in an instant rubbing his back as he vomited more into the toilet seat, as soon as he was done however, his vision started to blur and everything went black, Madara's desperate cries of his name faded quickly.

Tobirama awoke to the sound of talking, everything was foggy and he had a huge headache but could make out the voices of Madara and a woman "thank you doctor" Madara said "I'll ... see to it when he wakes up" he sounded...hesitant "hey, look on the bright side" the doctor said cheerful "this is the best thing anybody wants in their life" what? "I know but... I'm worried about Tobirama, how would he feel about this?" About what? What's going on? Tobirama finally had the courage to turn his head to the direction of the voices and calls out "ba-babe?" It was horsed but enough to gain their attention "my love" Madara rushed to his side and held his hand lovingly "I'll be leaving now, makes sure he's well rested, you can give me the results when ready take all the time you need" she gives them a smile before walking out, closing the front door behind her "how are you feeling?" "Headache.... and my throats a bit dry" "hold on I'll get you some water" he leaves their shared bedroom and comes back comes back 3 minutes later with a cup of water "here" Madara helps his husband sit up and puts the cup to his lips, Tobirama drank it a little to fast but was relieved.

"So, what did she say" Madara bit his lip contemplating on how to tell him without freaking him out, Tobirama was getting worried about the silence is something wrong with him? Is it severe? Cancer?! HIV?! Tobirama held the cup tightly, the thought of dying, leaving Madara behind was surprisingly scary
"Tobirama? A-are you ok? Your trembling" Madaras voice brings him back to reality Madara could see pure fear in his eyes "sweetheart, whatever horrid thoughts your thinking, it's not true" "Then what's wrong with me?" Tobiramas voice cracked he was on the verge of tears "why am I acting so strange? I've been moody for no reason and vomiting almost every day! I even passed out Madara!" The more he spoke the more scared he looks, Madara would've laughed but that would bring even more bad thoughts "love please calm down, your fine everything is fine"
"THEN WHATS WRONG WITH ME!?" Tobirama shouted Madara shrink back in surprise but never let go of his husbands hand "Tobirama please I need you to calm down for what I'm about to say, please be assured that you are not, sick, so please breath" it took time and comfort from him to finally calm the albino down

"Tobirama" Madara started, taking a deep breath he continued "I think you might be
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Pregnant"

Part 2 coming soon!