Hate how I love you

Anything you can do i can do better

I really wish i could do this with their situation but i can so here you go!

Hashirama and Izuna are  watching in boredom as their brothers quarrel

Again

Suddenly...
Tobirama: anything you can do, i can do better
Madara: HA!
Tobirama: i can do anything better than you
Madara; no you cant
Tobirama: Yes i can
Madara: no you cant
Tobirama: Yes i can
Madara: no you cant
Tobirama: Yes i can, Yes i can~

This got the others to blink in confusion and shock
Tobirama can sing!?

Madara: anything you can be, i can be the greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you
Tobirama: no your not
Madara: yes i am
Tobirama: no your not
Madara: yes i am
Tobirama: no your not
Madara: yes i am, Yes i am~~~
I can shoot a cagrige, with a single partridge
Tobirama: i can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow
Madara: I. can. live. on. bread and cheese
Tobirama: and only on on that?
Madara: yup
Tobirama: so can a rat
!?
Madara: any note you could sing, i could sing higher
Tobirama: i can sin anything higher than you
Madara: No you cant
Tobirama: yes i can
Madara: No you cant!
Tobirama: Yes i can!
Madara: No you cant!!
Tobirama: Yes i can!!
Madara: No you caaaaaaaaaant!!
Tobirama: YES I, CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!

Hashirama and izuna has their jaws dropped and their eyes popped out at this point

Again, TOBIRAMA SENJU, THE MOST STOIC PERSON EVER
CAN SING!!!!????

Madara:.... how do you sing that high?
Tobirama: I've been practicing, I'm not all about books and scrolls you know
Madara;....... anything you can say, i can say softer
Tobirama; i could say anything softer than you
Madara: no you can't
Tobirama: yes i can
Madara: no you can't
Tobirama: yes i can
Madara: no you can't
Tobirama: yes i can- YES I CAN~!
Madara: i can drink my liker, faster than a flicker
Tobirama; i can drink it quicker, and get even sicker
Madara: I, can, o-pen, any, safe
Tobirama: without getting caught?
Madara; true that!
Tobirama: that's what i thought you could

Madara: any note you could hold, i could hold longer
Tobirama: i could hold any note longer than you
Madara: no you cant
Tobirama: yes i can
Madara: no you cant
Tobirama: yes i can
Madara: no you caaaaa (yes i caaan)
Tobirama: yes IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (the music stops at this point and everyone is equally surprised at how the albino is keeping up, even madara, the albinos face starts to color though) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN- (inhales deeply/dramatically) 
Madara; YES YOU CAAAAAAAAN! Where do you keep all that air!?
Tobirama; to be honest.... I really have no idea!
Madara: that was really impressive but... anything You can say, i can say faster
Tobirama: i can say anything faster than you
Madara; noyoucant
Tobirama: yesIcan
Faster
Madara; noyoucant 
Tobirama: yesIcan
Faster
Madara; noyoucant
Tobirama: yesIcan
Faster
Faster
Faster- oh you get it already
Izuna: are they serious?

Suddenly things started to appear
Madara: i could jump a hurdle
Tobirama: i could wear a girdle
Madara: i could knit a sweater
Tobirama: i could fill it better  
Madara: i, can, do, most, any-thing
Tobirama: can you bake a pie?
Madara: no😔
Tobirama;..... neither can I
Madara:😠... anything you can sing i can sing sweeter
Tobirama: i could sing anything, sweeter than you

Then two spotlights focus on only them
Madara: no~ you~ cant~
Tobirama; yes i ca-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-han
Madara: no~ you~ caaaaaa-hant~ Tobirama: yes I caaaan~
Madara: no~ you~ cant
Tobirama: yes i can~
Madara: no~ you~ cant
Tobirama: oh yes i ca~~~n
Madara:.. no you a CANT. CANT. CANT~~~
Tobirama: yes i CAN. CAN. CAN~~
Both: no(yes) you(I) cant(can)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

madara: i must admit that sweater looks good on you

tobirama blushed a bit and looked away smiling shyly

Tobirama; its well made and the wool is pretty soft 
Madara: hey, you have a really nice voice, well we both already know that, since that's not the only thing you could do with it

the albino was beat red at this point

Izuna: CHANGE OF SUBJECT PLEASE!!! And I think you broke hashirama

Hashirama, who was frozen for the reminder of the song..... Was still frozen
However one thing was repeating in his mind
My brother can sing
My baby brother can sing

Tobirama and madara: he'll get over it

HAHAHAHA WOW
This was really funny/embarrassing to do, but i did it !
Tottles!!