Prologue - The Beginning of... Nothing.

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Annoncer: Millions of different worlds beings together in one place ... Smashville ... The mind-blowing battles ...

Dark Pit: Oh, come on! We don't care about stupid intros! OHMAIGAWSH ...

Link: [I don't care of your bullshit!] *swings with his sword*

Palutena: Ohh, Link! Pitoo! Come on! Ike-kun is waiting for the fight. *upset*

Ike: *fell asleep and snores*

Palutena: ................

Dark Pit & Link: jajajajajaja! *laughing out loud*

Palutena: ......... IKE, YOU IDIOT!!

Ike: MY GOD! Don't scream like this!

*Mario Speaks with Dr. Mario*

Mario: It's-a time to fight!

Dr.Mario: No, no, no! It's-a time to play-a, bro!

Palutena, Link, Dark Pit and Ike: Ehh....

Palutena: Uh ... Please?

Mario & Dr.Mario: What-a do you want-a?

Dark Pit: WE WANT-A to FIGHT !! AND WE WERE THE FIRST HERE!

Mario: In Supah 'Smash Bros for WiiU, we-a can-a fight over 4 players in the Same area!

Dr.Mario, Link, Dark Pit, Ike & Palutena: Are you really advertising for the game?!

*Marth arrives*

Mario: ... in-a Supah 'Smash Brotha' for WiiU, we can fight-a up to 8 players!

Dark Pit: NO BUT HELLO??! WE DON'T FUDGING CARE!

Marth: .......... H-Hai.... [O-okay....]

Dark Pit: AW, COME OOOOOON! JUST GET OUT! *he's pushing Mario and Dr.Mario*

Link: [Yes! Just get out of the way!]

Mario and Dr.Mario: OK OK! We are going-a to get out.

Link: [Oh my gawd, finally!]

Dark Pit: OH HELL YEAH!

Palutena: Yaaaaas!

Ike: Okay.

Marth: ... Hai. *he smiles*

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