FNAF Guards x reader. Only One

Mike

"Mike. I like mike."

"Who me?"

"Yes stupid, puns and all." He picked me up off the ground and held me bridal style then went back to his spot and sat down with me still in his arms, "Haha suck it eggplant!" Vincent muttered under his breath, "I will end you."

You: "Vincent you're not ending anyone do you understand?"

Vince: "*Sigh* Fine." We all laughed a bit. Then Fritz spoke, "How come Mike is the only one here that ever gets a girlfriend?" We all paused, he was the only one that ever got a girlfriend. Well I guess Vincent has had one before, but that didn't end well. "I don't know guys, I guess it's strange that girls have a thing for strong, tall, loving men."

Scott and Vincent: "We match that description too! What the hell?" I giggled and Mike smirked, "I'm also the most normal and oh fuck," Vincent and Scott were dashing towards Mike so he set me down and he fucking ran! Fritz, Jeremy, and I just watched and laughed. It was funny when Mike fell because Vincent took his beanie and and yelled, "AT LEAST WE HAVE HAIR MOTHERFUCKER!"

Mike: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK! AND GIVE ME MY HAT!"

Scott: "NEVER!" I just rolled my eyes and facepalmed. Definitely not regretting my decision. However stupid Mike may be, I still loved him. I wanted to know what shenanigans he would get us into during our life together.

PLEASE, READ 'THE END?' IT HAS IMPORTANT INFO ON IT!