(I made this up, so this isn't a spoof, but I hope you like it!)
Keefe: *approaches Sophie w/ his trademark smirk, wider than usual*
Sophie: [in cautious tone] Keefe... what are you d-
K: *suddenly gets really close to her, putting a finger over her lips* Shh...
S: *looking up at him* ...
K: *starts grinning*
S: *bites his finger* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!
K: owwwwww
K: Uhhh nothing, that was, a, um, test.
S: For what, to "see how long it would take for me to melt under the devilish gaze of your 'scrumdiddliumptious' blue eyes"? Like, what did you think would happen? Were you waiting for me to kiss y-
K: SHH!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!!!
K: *blushes* Wait... what? I mean, no I'd never say - or think - anything like that!!
S: I'm a TELEPATH, remember? And considering that you TOUCHED my FACE, I think it's only fair that I chose not to ignore your thoughts. Unfortunately, I didn't find anything useful, just you failing at narrating your life.
K: O WHOOPS! 😅
S: *awkward, tense silence*
K: So.................. how about that kiss? *raises eyebrows*
S: *blushes, not-so discreetly flustered* UGH *starts stomping towards the cliff*
K: *finding his previous train of thought, follows her* Hey!! You can't just walk away!!! I KNOW you felt SOMETHING when I got close to you!! I'm an empath, remember?!!! *gasp* [in Sophie's voice:] Oh my god! I'm in love with Keefe! *squeal* Sophie Sencen... I like the sound of that! Hee hee hee!
S: SHUT UP!!!! And I do NOT giggle!!!
K: Yeah, sure....
S: *swears under breath*
K: *GASP* That is extremely inappropriate behavior for a young lady! Get back here, you! Looks like we need to have a heart-to-heart!
S: *abruptly turns around* *sees Keefe, crosses arms and sighs loudly*
K: Well?
S: See ya. *leaps off of cliff to teleport*
K: Yes, we'll definitely "talk" about this tomorrow.
