"GUILTY CRACKSHIPS"

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just a tiny note: if you are a shipper, note that it's 4 am and I had six cups of caffeine so I may not be in my right mind but I do mean everything I said...just in a less harsh way...,

capish?









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i. Katlena...okay when I first heard that I thought maybe it's from another fandom but then I asked a friend and look what I found, it's a ship name for Katherine and Elena...like WTF?

that is just plain disgusting to me and weird as hell, Elena and Katherine are in a way related, they have the same face and body and surprise surprise! they hate each other because I asked my darling friend Google what does doppelganger mean and would you look at what I found?

A doppelgänger is a non-biologically ( but we all know that Katherine and Elena are related because Isobel confirmed Katherine found her for biological curiosities ) related look-alike or double of a living person, sometimes portrayed as a ghostly or paranormal phenomenon and usually seen as a harbinger of bad luck.

And some sites say that they usually despise one another or are seen as evil twins, now some people may hear that and say, "Oh, that's why they are guilty!"

Idek how to reply to that except with googles' definitions; a crack ship is a ship that is highly ridiculous, bizarre, disturbing, and/or unlikely to ever become canon. The characters don't have any chemistry.

just so you all know, shipping Katlena is like shipping Klope romantically, so I don't know why anyone would ship that but uhm whatever, just needed to get that off my chest.



ii. Klaylope. Yes, I know what you are thinking, cute family! yeah? so I have, on the worst day of my life, come across a fanfiction, an actual smut fanfiction of Klaylope...like having sex and since then my eyes have been scarred for life and I will never be able to forgive that sick person. So, if you secretly ship that, hit the doctor's office immediately because you are even more dangerous to humanity than corona itself.



iii. Marvina. In what world can anyone ship Davina and Marcel romantically? Like people just stop romanticizing everyone you see! It's sick and pathetic, Marcel and Davina have a father-daughter relationship and it's clearly delusional to romanticize them in any way. again ! if you are one of these, hit the doctor's office before it gets contagious.



iv. Holaric. Hope and Alaric can only be seen as a father-daughter duo and I am bitter about Legacies Alaric so Idek what to say, just please people stop these disgusting acts, there is no way that Alaric and Hope could happen, the guy has 40 and somewhat more years on her and it's just YUCK !







my face when I discovered these : 

my face when I discovered these : 

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there's probably not much but that's all I got for now and I am honestly so disgusted by these so I needed to vent and there it was, if you know any more than I could add up here then send them to me or reply here <3

with love and hate, mona





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