After an hour of flying with his shaft rather erect, he was tired, but he arrived. Before he visited john, he had to finish his job. He visited the chicago theather and quickly crafted 6 pipe bombs to place near the main support beams. He set them on a 60 second timer and walked away and the entire auditorium exploded, and he looked like the protagonist of an action movie, while he was in fact the antagonist.
Now it was time to see john, the tour bus was parked right down the street but then he heard them, the booboo cars and the pigs. Obviously they wouldn't catch him yet again because he was way too street smart. Regardless, he walked up to the tour bus and banged on the door. "Let me in twink boy, i have drugs."
John opened the door, very disgruntled, "I don't want your apology coke, i saw the news."
"What are you talking about johnnyyyy?" He smirked
"Duo, this is not a laughing matter!! You killed twelve orphans!!!"
"Don't be a little piss boy," Duo pushed past john and pulled the coke out of his bag. 'How about some good old booger sugar? I know you can't resist." Duo knew that the coke high would make john uncontrollably horny, and he could get his birdie member wet.
John caved, "Give it to me," He pulled his chuck e cheese mebership card out of his back pocket and started to cut a wittle baby line for his little snoz. "This doesn't mean i forgive you bitch boy."
Duo grabs him by the throat, "Say that again fuckface"
"Let me finish my goddamn line first!! God DAMN"
Duo lets go and watches as john snorts a thick chunk. The effects immediately hit and john is bouncing off the walls. Duo laughs at him.
"Gimme the willy Duo! I'm all coked up and ready for ur weiner." He strips off the top layer of his purple velvet business suit, and then without a moments notice he feels a large presence enter his tight white boy asshole. He's getting pegged by a bird! A green bird! Duo starts thrusting in and out and john huffs his ketamine stained huff.
All of a sudden john remembers he's a nictotine addict, he rumages through his trunk to find an unopened cafe o lait puff bar, as he is an older gentleman, he enjoys his coffee quite a lot. Hit after hit he's feel ever more joyous of the occasion that is occouring. As mad as he was at duo, he missed him and his juicy gargantuous bird weewee.
"Ya like that twink boy?" Duo said through heavy breathes. Johns lungs were too popcorn-esk to reply, all the smoke and coke and tokes were finally getting to him. He fell on the floor coughing, accidentally breaking duos shaft in half! He screamed, blood came from the gaping wound. John screamed, coughing even more. And even through his dismembered peepee wound, duo came thick green liquid all over.
When things couldn't get any more chaotic, anna opens the door to the tour bus and wacks suo over the head with a chalupa supreme, knocking him unconscious. "You thought you could get away with this bird brain? Think again, i played a small role in cats the movie and now i have nine lives. She then proceeds to cut and snort a line on duos beak in victory. She drags his lifeless body out of the door, leaving a trail of green blood and cum.
Anna and john were reunited, but at what cost for john? He loved duo, and that would forever be his secret.
