*He* Has Been Found Guilty!

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Monokuma: Now, start with the accusations!!

Monomi: No, no, no!! This is just so wrong, so, so wrong!!!

Monokuma: Shut up Monomi! Or I'll beat you like a pinhata!!

Monomi: A-aaaah!! Why are you always so mean to me???

Hajime POV:

Hajime: And so, the first trial to find out and expose Byakuya's murderer... Has begun!

Hajime: Alright, let's start with the brief recap of the murder!

Kazuichi: Well... As I remember, Byakuya got murdered!

Hiyoko: How'd you get to that conclusion genius?

Kazuichi: Shut up! Hajime said we should start from the very beginning!

Hajime: Well... We kind of... Knew that already... But it's alright, let's start from That.

Gundham: Tch, how do you even continue after such a foolish start...

Mahiru: Let's all agree that, after this is all done, Kazuichi never starts these kinds of arguments!

Sonia: Agreed!

Kazuichi: M-miss Sonia... You too?

Monokuma: Hurry up and start discussing already! As much as I enjoy you all bullying Kazuichi, I'm starting to get impatient!!

Hajime: Right.. What's happening? Didn't Y/N say he already knows? What's he waiting for?

Nekomaru: Alright everyone, I'm sorry in advance, but I can't be of much help during this trial...

Teruteru: And why's that?

Nekomaru: Well... During the murder all I was thinking about was... TRYING TO TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIT!!!

Hajime: Sh-shit?

Nekomaru: That's right! However, the door was locked and it wasn't budging at all!!!! Even with all my might, I was not able to open it!!

Hajime: Wait! Was anyone here using the bathroom?

Fuyuhiko: It must've been Y/N: His fatass probably had the longest shit ever!! That's why we barely saw him during the investigation!

Y/N: Are you stupid, Fuyuhiko?

Fuyuhiko: Who the hell are you calling stupid, you bastard!!! I'll beat the crap out of you!

Y/N: Yeah, I'd love to see you try.. However, they're talking about what happened *before* the murder, not during the investigation..

Fuyuhiko: Well... Nekomaru still wasn't able to enter after the killing happened!

Hajime: No, that's wrong!

Fuyuhiko: Huh? Why the fuck are you interfering?

Nekomaru: Yeah! Don't worry, I'm right here to confirm it! I was indeed able to enter shortly after!! So Y/N was never in the bathroom!!

Fuyuhiko: And how do you all know that?!

Y/N: I was at the party you idiot...

Fuyuhiko: Tch... Fine then, I was wrong...

Y/N: Why the hell are you even interfering?? You weren't at the party at all!

Fuyuhiko: It's because I obviously don't trust you, you bastard!!

Gundham: Why did you fiends even hold such a completely foolish talk? It doesn't interfere with anything after all..

Hajime: Maybe it does hold a very important clue... We just need to find it!

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