If you're pale like me
Don't fall asleep on the beach
It's been three days and I still can't move
And if you do fall asleep on the beach
Do not sit on the balcony with your feet hanging off
Because your feet will get sunburned too
And that shit hurts
Thank you and good day
YOU ARE READING
the product of my imagination
OverigIn the darkest, latest, most delusional hours of the night, the things that my brain concocts are divinely ridiculous to a bizarre extent. Therefore, I wrote them down and made a book out of them.
