Is this thing on
Turn on voice to text
Damn you turn on voice to text
Are you on? Are you fucking on, robot voice? Because I can't text and drive at the same time
Whatever, I suppose I'll trust in the fates. It's not as if this is incredibly important information, though I'm sure you'll disagree with that, you obsessive nerd
I'd like to make it clear that I intended to get every one of the flavors you requested. I even found that Pomegranate Superpowers Fruit or whatever the hell it's called. On my honor, I had them all, I kept the receipt and everything
Get out of the fast lane you're going twenty miles per hour are you having a stroke get out of the fast lane
Ah shit did that send too
Whatever
Anyway I still have most of them but the organic apricot and the blueberry are lost to us
I'm fairly certain they were stolen actually
And I already have a suspect
Logan are you there
whos the suspect
The phone just chimed and I'm assuming it's you
Hold on I'm pulling over
Not getting pulled over I've managed to avoid that so far this year
What the fuck who the hell are you
wrong number
whos the suspect
You'd know if you weren't an impostor, you villain
It's my brother you've never met him
how do u know
i could be his best friend
i could secretly live in his house
i mean i don't
but i could
If you secretly lived in my brother's house he would have killed you by now
Even I, the most perfectly heroic person I know, am not immune to his power
whatever princey
so ur brother stole ur smoothies
No, it was Crofters he stole
u mean the jam
Well yes
what kind of moron buys 20 flavors of jam
What kind of asshole responds to a wrong number with insults and mockery?
Do you kick puppies too, heartless stranger?
Do you even *have* a heart?
yeah but it's a black hole which eats all light it finds
my face is a black hole
Your face is a
Damn you
heh
I'm deleting this number
be our guest
Don't quote Disney at me
If that was indeed a Disney quote
Agh why am I even continuing this
Goodbye forever you dreary stranger
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Fortunately/Unfortunately (A Prinxiety Wrong Number AU)
FanfictionRoman messes up while using voice-to-text and doesn't contact Logan as he'd hoped. Instead, he contacts a dreary, intriguing stranger-- one who becomes less of a thorn in his side and more of a friend as time goes on. After a while, he can't be des...
