princey are u there
Why are you tecting me at three in the moring?
*morning
*teting
*texting damn you
reasons
are there coyotes in gainesville
I've seen a few
Are *you* in Gainesville??
does ur friend live there
Well yes if you mean Logan
What does that have to do with anything
ever heard of an area code
my # cant be far from his is what im saying
shit i hate being out at night
What are you doing right now?
Being attacked by coyotes, perchance
sitting in a tree like a moron
bc the alternative is getting jumped while my night visions fried
??????
??
walking home
i was checking something out and my ride bailed
if hillbillies kill me let my family know i hate them
Where are you?
I could give you a ride if you like
no way
for all i know youre a pedophile
How old even are you??
sounds like something a pedo would ask
19
dont say it doesnt matter if im not a kid
u could be a general creep
Jeez, Judy Gloom
Have you heard of a little thing called optimism?
I'm told it's all the rage these days
sure
if ur a moron
8(
wtf is that emoji
lame
>8(
ugh
look
just
i know were not friends
but if i dont text u by 10 tomorrow call (352) 617-0908
tell him he pronounces his own fucking name wrong so hell know i sent u
tell him last u heard i was coming back from the shed
I KNEW IT
knew what
You're a drug dealer
A burglar
Or worse, a bartender
in a shed
A secret bartender
what tf is a secret bartender
Well you come up with an idea then
If you insist on being so SERIOUS
i dont need to come up with an idea its my life
And your life is...?
i was looking for a chupacabra
And you mocked me for secret bartender??
Your foul hypocrisy disgusts me
cryptids r cooler than bartending
Fair
Did you at least slay it in valiant battle are there pictures??
nope and even if i had i wouldnt show u
or i guess i probably would idk
gtg but will u call my friend if i dont text back
Sure
i get if u dont wanna do me any favors
thx
Are you certain you won't let me pick you up, stranger?
I won't ask your name if you don't want me to, but
The thought of leaving someone in distress rankles me
pro tip princey
rankles is a word no human should use
and no
thx tho
u didnt have to offer
A true hero always offers help when it's needed!
sounds like something a serial killer accomplice would say
Back to doom and gloom
its a talent
okay now i rlly have to go
wish me luck
If you're eaten by coyotes I'll mourn you
Text me by ten tomorrow, won't you?
yeah okay
ill do my best
YOU ARE READING
Fortunately/Unfortunately (A Prinxiety Wrong Number AU)
FanfictionRoman messes up while using voice-to-text and doesn't contact Logan as he'd hoped. Instead, he contacts a dreary, intriguing stranger-- one who becomes less of a thorn in his side and more of a friend as time goes on. After a while, he can't be des...