Heartbreaker Or Heartbroken

Assurance

Sidharth and shehnaaz heads towards their car and both get seated on back seat while Sidharth looks at shehnaaz

Shehnaaz:-" haa pata hai seat belt bandhni hai I've done it !"

Sidharth just smiles

Sidharth asks ramesh to play some music

Sidharth:- bhai Ramesh mere maiyat se aa rahe hai kya hum jo itna Sannata hai thoda Gaana baja de

Then he just realised what happened few minutes ago and he covers his cheeks with both his hands , while shehnaaz is just glaring him

Sidharth shows her 32 teeths :-" oops galti se nikal Gaya !"

After an hour they reach sidharth's mansion , sidharth sits on coach and shehnaaz heads towards kitchen to prepare lunch for him as she thought that he'll be hungry ,at the moment one of the servant asks

Servant:-" sir aap kahi bahar Gaye the kya yeh suitcase hai aapke haath mein!"

Sidharth:- "saale chup kar kyu meri marwane par Tula hua hai tu mujhe kal mil tujhe batata hun Mai !"

Servant leaves scratching his head

Sidharth:- "baby plz kuch khila do bohot bhook lagi hai "

Shehnaaz (from kitchen) :- "kya khaoge belan , frying pan , yaaa aur kuch !"

Sidharth:- "nahi kuch nahi pet bhar Gaya mera !"

Sidharth thinks of calling Asim as he was scared out of his aggressive biwi,he calls him

Sidharth:-" bhai please aaja yaar bohot pitayi hui hai meri !"

Asim:- "bhai teri flirt karne ki aadat ab tak nahi gayi Naa ,air hostess Ko chedega toh maar hi khaega!"

Sidharth:-" abe chup baith aur ghar aa Jaa"

Asim:- "tune pee rakhi hai kya bhai ab USA kaise aau itne jaldi?"

Sidharth:-" abe ghar par hun mai aur shehnaaz bhadki hui hai !"

Asim:- tu ghar kaise pohocha aur Gaya kyu nahi USA (agar isse malum pada ki maine bhabi ko bataya hai iske baareien mein toh yeh chodega nahi mujhe)

Sidharth:- "tu ghar aa Jaa pehle tujhe sab batata hun !"

Asim reaches sidharth's mansion in half an hour , he knocks on door and one of the servant opens the door ,he founds sidharth sitting on a chair in the corner

Asim:- "bhai udhar corner Mai kyu baitha hai idhar baith te hai aa sofa par"

Sidharth:-" bhai idhar hi baith udhar baithega toh pata nahi kitchen se kab kya aa jaye ,belan , frying pan , chammach "

Asim (while raising his eyebrows):- "bhai kya hua itna kya hua hai "

Sidharth:-" teri bhabi bhadki hui hai kyuki Mai usse chod kar jaane waala tha "

Asim:-" toh aisi harkate karta kyu hai ?"

Sidharth gives him deathly glare

Asim:- "aur tune itna make up kyu Kiya hai itna blush cheeks par "

Sidharth (pouting):- blush nhi hai woh pyar se maara hai Biwi ne (looking towards kitchen)

Asim gives a loud laughter , shehnaaz comes out to see who was that and sees Asim