Heartbreaker Or Heartbroken

asim ki lag gayi

At MVP college

Asim :-" bhai agar tu bhabi se itna pyar karta hai toh unhe Dil ki baat keh kyu nahi deta ?"

Sidharth:- "darta hun !"

Asim:-" kis baat se ?"

Sidharth:- "darta hun ki Mai usse kho na dun , iss college mein har ek ladka shehnaaz par fida hai aur kyu naa ho woh laakhon mein ek hai aur Mai inn ladko mein se ek jispar shayad hi shehnaaz ki Nazar pade !"

Asim :- "chal ab senti mat ho aur bata aage ka plan kya hai ?"

Sidharth:-" plan baad mein batata hun pehle canteen mein chal mujhe bohot bhuk lagi hai pehle kuch kha lete hai "

Both of them got surprised as they saw shehnaaz having fun with her friends in the canteen

Asim:- "ab kya bhabi ko ghurte hi rahega yaa phir kuch order bhi karega ?"

Sidharth:- " tu order kar le tere liye mera toh pet hi bhar Gaya usse dekh kar!"

Asim :- "ok bhai jaise teri marzi !"

Sidharth:- "accha sun mein soch raha hun ki ab jaakar usse apne Dil ki baat keh dun"

Asim:- "bhai yeh tu sachme keh raha hai accha hua tujhe yeh baat samajh aayi ,chal ab jaldi ...."

Meanwhile shehnaaz walks towards the counter to order some foodstuffs ,both sidharth and Asim thought it's good opportunity and they started walking towards her when Sidharth got scared and hides himself behind the counter present on the other end of canteen whereas Asim was anawere about this and he thought that sidharth is present behind him

Asim :- hii shehnaaz glad to meet you myself Mr Asim Riaz

Shehnaaz:- "so what ?"

Asim :- "nahi woh mere dost ko aapse kuch kehna tha isilye hum aapse baat karne aaye hai !"

Shehnaaz:- "Accha , toh tumhara dost waise hai Kahan ?"

Asim :-" are yeh toh Raha mere peeche !" And he looks behind him but doesn't find sidharth

Asim in his mind:- "saala isne phir mujhe fasa diya , iska har baar ka hai , saala fat ti hai toh pyar hi kyu kiya ab iss gadhe ke wajah se Mai pakka muh par chamat yaa chappal khane wala hun !"

Shehnaaz:-" ohh hello Mr kaha hai tumhara dost ?"

Asim:- woh ,woh chala gaya shayad meri Laga kar

Shehnaaz :- "tum jaise ladko Ko Mai acchi tarah pehchanti hun , tumhein toh bas bahana chahiye ladkiyon Ko taadne kaa aur baatein karne ka , tumne kya socha ki tumhare oversmartness se Mai phas jaungi "

Meanwhile the staff present at canteen counter call's shehnaaz

Staff:- "ma'am woh aapke liye call Aya hai!"

Shehnaaz to Asim :-" tu yahi par khada reh bhaagne ki koshish ki na toh mujhse bura koi nahi hoga "

Shehnaaz pick ups the call

Shehnaaz:-" hello kaun hai ?"

Sidharth:-" kyu uss bechare Ko daat
Rahi ho uski koi galti nahi hai ab tum ho hi itni khoobsurat ki har koi tumhara dewana ban jaye ,plz usse maaf kar do "

Shehnaaz:-" par tum ho kaun ?"

Sidharth:- "woh zaroori nahi hai " and sidharth cuts the call

Asim takes the opportunity and rans quickly escaping from the eyes of shehnaaz

Shehnaaz:- "kaun tha yeh ?" When she turns around she doesn't find Asim

Shehnaaz:-" bhaag gaya yeh bhi "

Shehnaaz to staff :- "kya aap mujhe bata sakte hai ki yeh call Kahan se aaya hai ?"

Staff:- "ma'am woh dusre end ka counter hai na waha se aaya tha "

Shehnaaz quickly rushes towards that counter and asks the staff present over there

Shehnaaz:- "Abhi 2 min pehle yaha se kisine call kiya tha kya aap bata sakte hai ki woh kaun tha !"

Staff :- "ma'am ek ladka tha jacket pehne hue ussi ne call kiya tha "

Shehnaaz:-" yaar ab Mai iss ladke Ko kaise dhund paungi ?"

In sidharth's classroom

Sidharth:- "are bhai galti ho gayi ab toh baat kar"

Asim :- "saale nikal har baar tu mujhe fasakar khud nikal leta hai "

Sidharth:-" are yaar meri fat gayi thi kya karu kuch samajh nahi aa Raha tha isliye bhaag aaya wahan se"

Asim :-" teri fati ki nahi Mai woh nahi jaanta par meri zaroor fat gayi thi agar thodi der aur rukta na waha par toh meri parade zaroor nikalti gadhe par baithkar aur gale mein chappal ka haar daal kar "

Sidharth:- "chal na ab sry yaar !"

Asim:- "agli baar Aisa Kiya na toh dekh !"

Sidharth:- "promise nahi karunga !"

Asim:- "haa chal thik hai !"

Next day :

Sidharth:- "bhai yeh ek letter kuch bhi kar ke rakh de yaar uski scooty par maine iss mein apni Dil ki baat likhi hai "

Asim:- bhai tune mujhe kabutar Bana rakh hai iss Dali se uss Dali par ,yaar zindagi jhand hogayi hai tere pyar ke chakkar mein

Sidharth:- "haa chal ab paka mat jaa rakh de yaar mere liye !"

Asim was just going to put the letter on shehnaaz's scooty at that moment shehnaaz catches him and he got caught

Asim:- "iss baar toh pakka mai marne waala hun , sidharth agar Mai Bach Gaya toh tu nahi bachne waala ,saale har baar meri lagata hai tu ,saala khud ke girlfriend ke liye bhi Mai itna Naa karu jitna tere liye kar Raha hun "

Shehnaaz:- "ek min tu toh wahi hai na uss din canteen mein mujhse baat karne aaya tha aur phir bhaag gaya "

Asim :- "ek min bhabi meri baat toh sunlo"

Shehnaaz:- "kya kaha bhabi ?"

Asim :- "sry ma'am yeh mera letter nahi hai yeh mere dost k hai !"