Young Peter Stark Oneshots

E-I-E-I-O

{AN: based of a prompt from @tessalucy go check them out after you've read this}

Tony Stark was annoyed, no that was an understatement; he was pissed. Why that is, you wonder, well, if you asked anyone else they would tell you that he was blowing things way out of proportion but if you asked Tony he would insist that he was robbed of an opportunity. You see, it turned out Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye had children, not just one, but 3! That's right, gasp, Tony was shocked too, he was also offended; Clint knew about Peter. Sure, he found out accidentally but Tony didn't plan on keeping him a secret forever, you would think after becoming like an uncle to the kid Clint would introduce him to his own. But nooooo, the archer chose to keep them all to himself in his farm and milk cows or something. Well Tony wasn't just going to sit there and accept this maltreatment - he had a plan of action but first he needed to sort out Laura and their newborn. He wasn't a complete douche.
~•~
Clint stood in his kitchen, his morning had gone pretty weirdly so far: Laura had taken Nathaniel somewhere for 'private business' which seemed very suspicious especially due to the amused smirk on his wife's face when she said it and he'd just received a strange text from Tony.
It read: "you've yee'd your last haw farm boy 😏")
~•~
Junior was very confused, his dad told him that they were going to visit 'friends' but Junior wasn't aware of any friends they had that lived in the countryside. As the roads they drove down became gradually more rural his confusion only increased. It cleared up, however, when his father knocked on the door of the farmhouse and Clint Barton opened it. A look of confusion etched onto the archer's face before it was replaced with understanding, "so this is what they were planning," he muttered, "wait, where's my wife and baby?"
"Relax Katniss," Clint rolled his eyes at the nickname, "Pepper's looking after Nate and Laura is probably at the Hotel's spa by now; I thought she could use a break from all this baby stuff," he started nonchalantly, waving of his question, "they'll be coming back in 2 days with Wanda, I thought it would be good for her to socialise with other kids."
Clint chose to dismiss the second part for he knew that there was no way of convincing Tony to leave so he addressed the former part, "don't you think I need a break?!"
The billionaire just scoffed but didn't respond to the question, "now our kids can mingle or whatever it is kids do nowadays. Anyway, I'm hungry it's been a long ride, what's for breakfast?" Tony asked as he invited himself, leaving poor Peter standing by the door awkwardly.
~•~
"So, your dad's Iron Man?" Lila asked Junior as they picked apples from the orchard, the 11 year old nodded. "That's so cool! I didn't know Tony Stark had a kid," she exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's kind of the point," Peter giggled, Lila grinned sheepishly, "I didn't know Uncle Clint had kids either," he added.
"Yeah, daddy keeps us a secret too so bad guys don't get us. But it's okay I like it here on the farm: we have apple trees and a corn maze and horsies," Cooper explained, Lila nodded but then corrected her younger brother, "it's horsES Coop, not horsIES," she put emphasis on the pronunciation of the words. Cooper pouted at being corrected but quickly got over it and asked Junior a question: "oh! I heard your daddy say something about Wanda coming, she's the Scarlet Witch right? My brother is named after her brother and Aunty Nat!" Lila perked up at the idea of another girl being there.
"Yeah, she's coming tomorrow with my mum and yours. She doesn't like talking about her brother a lot; it makes her sad," the young genius added the last part solemnly. Cooper looked confused but Lila seemed to catch on and was quick to change the subject, "do you want to play Hide'n'seek in the corn maze?" she asked Junior.
"Yeah, let's go," he replied excitedly and the three kids ran off.
~•~
"Gee Clint, thanks for catering for me and my child after we showed up at your home unannounced," Clint said in a dopey voice, "you're welcome Tony, it was quite inconveniencing but I'm a great person so it's okay."
Tony rolled his eyes and scoffed, "okay so, 1) I don't sound like that, 2) I wasn't going to say thank you and 3) this is what you get for not telling me about your kids. We could've had a dad's club!" the genius listed indignantly.
"Okay so maybe I should've told you about my kids since I knew about Junior but wait - what?! Dad's club?" the SHIELD agent asked.
"Dad's club, y'know we'd share baby photos of our kids and brag about how cute they were and all of their achievements," Tony explained.
"Yeah I'll pass," Clint said and Tony pouted. "Besides, I only have a problem with you! Pepper and Laura get along great, you haven't managed to corrupt Wanda yet and Junior is a sweet kid. It's good to see the 'Stark snark' skipped a generation," Clint told Tony who scoffed, affronted. But when he heard the song his son was leading the Barton kids in singing while they played in the fields, a smirk came onto his face and Clint turned red. The children chorused: "Old Clint Barton had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!"

{AN: so hopefully you liked that. My chapter 'sister' on my other book 'Truth is .... I'm a Stark' is kind of like a part 2 to this but it has a more important plot. So please go read that.
Stay at home and stay safe :)
~Scarlet_Spidey}