read rn if u want to read it
btw this is a joke 😳
My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said
Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama
Idk what the year would be in this sotry so like imagine JAKDKDJF
Stalin was in his office figuring out how to make more bombs 😻 and trying to figure out how to land on the m o o n.
Suddenly someone came in his office. Stalin looked up to see who it was, it was rAsPuTin
Stalin groaned in annoyance. He actually hated rAsputin and was annoyed just from him just being here.
Rasputin looked at him and marched towards him AnGriLy
"b what do u want" Stalin said blushing
"I... i..."
Rasputin got shy 👉👈😳
"GEt oUt oF May oFfIcE yOu ARe WAsTinG mYbTine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1"
Yelled Stalin.
Rasputin laughed in sadness and embarrassment.
Stalin continued to think of how he could bomb America 😍😍😍😍😍😀😀😀😀😀
The next day Stalin went out for a walk, and Rasputin spotted him. Rasputin walked towards Stalin and joined him. "BRuH." STaLiN said.
Rasputin finally got the courage to say what was on his mind these past few weeks.
"Stalin the reason I've been trying to hang out with you everywhere is because i... I.."
"I want to frick you ...!!😖😱😢"
Stalin looked at him in shock, did his 'enemy' really just confess his love to him?! A MAN CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO ANOTHER MAN?! WHAT IN THE NAME OF-
Stalin actually was against this so he kicked Rasputin to the other side of Russia.
Later that night Stalin was getting ready for bed, then his telephone rang. "bRuH."
He answered the phone, he was hoping it wasn't Rasputin. When he answered he sighed of relief, it was actually Queen Elizabeth the 828393nd
"Yo what up eLiZabEth👀👁 👅👅👅👅👅👁👀"
Stalin said in a cUtE way 🥰
(I'm going insane rn please help like I'm thinking of burning down my house and moving to the city or soemthing)
(MY PARENTS WONT STFU THEY R TALKING SO LOUD IM ON A DIFFERENT FLOOR THEN THEM AND I CAN HEAR EVERYTHINF THEIR SAYINF IM CRYING PLEASE I JUST WANT TO WRITE A SMUT 😻😭)
Anyways.
IM GOKDMDDODOODDIDK
Okay sorry I had to go commit arson -
Queen Elizabeth giggled.
Rasputin was hiding in stalins closet listening to everythinf they are saying. A tear streamed down his face. "he likes Elizabeth 😢😢😢" rasputin whispered to himself.
Stalin hung up the phone and went in his bed. He took out a newspaper and looked at it. This was time for Rasputin to strike, he got out of the closet. And crawled up on stalins bed. Stalin Gasped in fear. Rasputin then uh
Uhm...
Do you really want to know what he did next?
Stalin started in shock
He was pAcKiNg 👁👅👁
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Rasputin then inserted his
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Inside of Stalin, literally out of nowhere
Like
🗿
LAKAKDJ WHAT IS THIS IM SORRY FOR THIS I JUSTENJDJDJFJF
Stalin moaned and like
Idk
They made out 👅👅👅
Rasputin continued to do that uh thing
And Stalin was enjoying it
You know what
I
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After they smashed HARD Stalin rolled over to Rasputin liek the piece of trash he is
"I... I.. i loaf you.." 😍 🍞
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Rasputin blushed
"I loav u too..." 😖😍
And that's how world peace happened z😀😻😳😍😻👄😭👄😔🤪🤪👁🍞🗿😔🙀✌️😻😀👉👉✌️👅😳😩👨👩👧👧😋😢🥵🥺😱😒
Word count; why do people do word count what's the point
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