Career day

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About: it's career day at Peter's school, but aunt May can't make it so Loki surprises Peter by disguising himself as May.

   Peter was pretty upset. Not at anyone, but at the situation he was in. He understood why his aunt couldn't make it, but still, it was career day. He really wanted someone to show up, but he didn't have any parents. I mean sure, Tony was his father figure and Natasha was his mama spider, but he wasn't going to tell them that, so he had to settle for Flash making fun of him.

   Because Peter knew his aunt couldn't show, you can imagine his facial expression when he saw her. "Aunt May?"

   "Hi Pete." May, or Loki disguised as May, waved.

   "I thought you had to work." Peter ran up and hugged Loki.

   "She does, little arachnid." Loki whispered in his ear as he returned the hug. Peter knew there was only one person who called him that.

   "Thanks uncle Loki." Peter smiled. "Wait, do you even know what she does?"

   "Of course, I'm a god. How do you think I knew about this in the first place?" Loki asked.

   "Those of you who are here for career day, I need you to line up here and wait for your name to be called." Mr. Stony said.

   "Hey, penis, my parents showed up, did yours? Oops, sorry. Their dead. Along with your uncle. Everyone close to you ends up dead. I imagine it won't be long before she kicks the bucket too. You're nothing and you have nothing." Flash laughed.

   "I have people who love me." Peter said. That was a mistake. He knew it was a mistake right after it left his mouth.

   "You're dead, Parker." Flash didn't like it when he was talked back to.

   Peter knew what was going to happen, but he decided to just ignore it for now. He was thrilled that Loki showed up for him, so, for the time being, he was going to only focus on Loki.

   Unknown to Peter, Loki had heard the whole thing. He was ready to murder the fool, but he knew Peter wouldn't want that. Loki did know, however, that he was the god of mischief and could easily harm the bully and get away with it. He wasn't like his oafish brother who always acted without thinking. No, Loki was far more smarter than that, and he knew exactly what he was going to do.

After that class was over, Peter ran up to Loki and hugged him. "Thank you Uncle Loki." Loki would never know how much that meant to him.

"Anytime, little arachnid." Loki smiled. "Although, I do have a question. I was wondering if, this might be a little odd and random, that Flash kid likes snakes?"

"Umm... yeah. Why?" Peter asked.

"Happy's waiting on you." Loki changed the subject. Peter gave him a confused look, but went to his locker anyway.

Once Loki was alone, he transformed into a high schooler. He found Peter's locker easily and watched him to see if that kid Flash did anything. Just as he suspected, Flash showed up to bully Peter.

"I don't like that comment you said earlier." Flash glared at Peter.

"Fuck off, Flash." MJ rolled her eyes. Loki was really starting to like this girl.

"Only if you do it with me." Flash focused his attention on MJ. He leaned against a locker behind her making their faces inches away from each other.

"Get off me." MJ glared.

"Make me." Flash smirked. MJ tried to push him away, but he caught her hand and grabbed the other one pinning them above her head and against the lockers. Fear appeared on her face, but she quickly hid it because she didn't want to show how scared she was.

Loki was pissed. First he was bullying Peter, his nephew, the only reason why he hadn't killed nearly everyone on the planet no matter how irritated he was at them, and now he was being a bitch and scaring the girl he was beginning to like. Loki was about to punch him in his idiotic face when someone beat him to it.

"She said to get off!" Peter punched him making Flash fall on the ground. He was about to do more damage when MJ hugged him.

"Thanks, loser." MJ buried her face in his chest. Peter stopped charging at Flash to hug her protectively. Flash got up completely terrified of Peter and ran off as Peter continued to glare at him.

"Not so fast." Loki muttered.

Loki transformed into a snake and teleported to where Flash would be. Flash saw Loki and went to pick him up because Flash loves snakes, but when he did pick him up, Loki turned back into his usual form and said, "mbegh, it's me," and stabbed Flash. It wasn't a stab that would kill him because he knew Peter didn't want him to die, but it was still a stab that hurt.

   "I feel much better." Loki looked proud of his work and left him there knowing someone would find him.

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