Chapter 14: An unwanted encounter

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As hisokas eyes fluttered open to see a smiling assasin he smirked. "Hey, sexy~♥️" he smirked. Illumi giggled and booped his nose. "Hmm, says the one who was recently a virgin" he said slyly. Earning a pillow to the face. Illumi smiled and got up to go to the bathroom, "as soon as I'm out. Go ahead and take yours. alright?" he said shutting the bathroom door. Hisoka nodded and sighed, "Bored again~♠️" he got up and collapsed from earlier actions. He blushed at the memory of last night. "Damnit... illu~♦️" he shook his head getting up, but hearing a small 'bing' from illumis phone on the counter. Hisoka tilted his head curious as he grabbed the phone reading the text.
: "Illumi!! it's been 5 months!! Where are you?! Have you gotten killlua?! If you don't respond. I will have no choice but to have gotoh bring you home!!!" - (Mother)
Hisoka smirked and texted back.
: "Hey, this is your sons boyfriend. If you want him, your gonna have to fight me. but, by all means.. bring your little butler to try and take away my sweet illu-chan~♥️" -( Giturakur)
Hisoka sat the phone back and laughed as the room filled with loud angry spams. Illumi finished and got out of the shower. Hisoka, with a wild smile on his face, happily jumped off to take his shower. Illumi grew annoyed at the beeps and checked the messages. He gave an ""Ò_Ó look as he read the messages. He growled and began to internally panic, He slammed the bathroom door open and threw multiple pins at the showering magician who gave an •w•" look as he peeked from around the shower curtain. Illumi gave a = = look as he threw more pins. "Hisoka, what the fuck?! why are you hecking... why did you say that to my mother?! now we're screwed!!" he yelled. Hisoka shrugged and giggled. "I like the idea of fighting your parents. Besides. I can't go keeping my love for you a secret, your far to sacred to have to hide my love~♥️" he winked, Illumi sighed rubbing his temples. " Your such a pain in the ass..." Hisoka smirked and went back to showering he yelled back. "But you love me~♥️" Illumi rolled his eyes "yea, well, you definitely doomed us." He retorted and left before hisoka could respond. He growled, and began to pack, either they go and speak with his parent, or stay and get in trouble. His mother did say one thing. "Illumi, I want to meet your boyfriend. Your not the heir. But If your boyfriend does not meet any of my accepted requirements, we're gonna test him, if he doesn't... we're forcing you to say good bye and we will kill him!" Illumi mentally sighed thinking about it. Hisoka came out of the shower in his sweatpants, He hugged illumi from behind resting his chin on illumis shoulder. "Illu, are you mad at me?~♠️" he asked. Illumi sighed. "no, there's little point in that, we're gonna have to visit my parents." He said sounding sad. Hisoka tilted his head and kissed illumi. "Hey, no point in getting all sad about it either, I'm sure they'll accept me. As long as I don't go dressing as a clown, and appear sorta like an assasin. we'll be fine, I garuntee it~♦️" he said petting illumi slightly to give him some reassurance. Illumi sighed once more and hugged hisoka. "Alright, I supose... let's go, just. don't do anything stupid." He giggled playfully hitting Hisokas forehead with the back of his fist. Hisoka giggled and left to take his meds, Illumi sat on the couch thinking of what to do next. Killua walked in with his arm over his eyes in case they were in the middle of something again. "A-Anikii? is it safe to look?" he asked. Illumi tilted his head. "Yea, what is it killua?" Killua removed his arm from his eyes and sighed. "Okay, what's up? you look stressed. if that's even possible for a robot." He scoffed. Illumi rolled his eyes. "Yea, I have to go bring Hisoka to meet mother and father... if im allowed to have him as my boyfriend..." he sighed. Killua shrugged, patting Illumi on the back. "I wish you luck, but, I'm not going with you." He said leaving Illumi to his thoughts. Illumi sighed, Hisoka walked up and kissed his cheek. "Don't worry to hard. We haven't even gotten there yet~♠️" he advised rubbing Illumis shoulders softly. Illumi gave a small smile and kissed Hisoka, who wrapped his arms around Illumis shoulders as the two kissed softly, Illumi pulling hisoka onto his lap. "Your such a clown, Hisoka." He said smiling playfully. "Hey, it's magician. and same to you, my pin-cushion king~♥️" he giggled kissing Illumis forehead. The two began to pack up and head for the airship, leaving money and a note for Gon and Kurapika, who went to the store.

Meanwhile:
Kikyo <illumis mother for those who don't know> Paced around the testing gate impatiently with Gotoh standing besides silently. "Where are they?!" she said biting her lip. "Patience, Mistress." Gotoh, said reasurringly. Silva<illumis father> then called for his wife, "Alright master Silva, I'll inform the mistress." Gotoh said as he hung up the phone. "My lady, Master Silva wishes yo speak to you, Its urgent." He said giving a small bow. She gave a concerned frown. "Alright Gotoh, stay here until they arrive! Don't let Illumis 'Boyfriend' OUT OF YOUR SIGHT!!! " she yelled as she headed to her husband's quarters. Gotoh nodded and refocused his gaze on Mike and the testing gate. "I'm quite suprised Mike, Master Illumi of all people, getting into a relationship." he said to the large dog who was chewing on bones.

<Sorry for the short-ish chapter. But I hoped you enjoyed it ^w^>

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