Chapter 29: A drunk Hisoka... Oh no

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by hisacookie84

by hisacookie84

Hisoka has been drinking, the reason? Because of the celebration for their engagment. There was a lot to plan, and knowing how Hisoka wasnt the best at planning. He decided to celebrate. Illumi, was just now walking in from a previous mission, and saw Hisoka laying on the couch, various bottles of vodka, and other alcoholic beverages around him. Illumi sighed and walked over to his fiance, who was being an emotional potato, which was crying and ruining his facepaint. "H-hey! B-back off! Im married!~♠️" the drunk redhead said pushing Illumi away. Illumi sighed and ignored the others complaints and picked him offthe couch. Hisoka complained, though it sounded more like drunk rambling. "H-hey! What the fu- ... your pretty strong there sir~♥️" Hisoka said nuzzling his face into Illumis chest. "Im your Fiance... Hisoka. Why are you drinking?" He asked setting Hisoka in bed, the drunkened Hisoka, who jolted up. "OH HELL YEA! IM NOT SINGLE BITCHES!! I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T DIE ALONE!!~♥️" He stood on the bed beaming with drunk pride. Illumi stiffled a giggle, Hisoka was kinda cute even if he's drunk as hell right now. He sighed and pushed Hisoka back down. "Hehe, you should get some rest. Hisoka." Illumi advised. Hisoka whined like a small child would when being told no. "But Lumi! Im boorreeeddd and and. Celebrate?~♥️" he smiled Illumi sighed and blushed. "Maybe when your sobber." He said used to Hisokas childishness. Hisoka stuck out his tounge childishly and pouted. "But Luumii!! Im sobber enOuGh!~♥️" he said grabbing Illumis arm like a kid. Illumi facepalmed. "Alright. As long as you dont drink for the rest of the night." He said emotionlessly as he grabbed his needles. Hisoka gave a cat like smile as he practically bolted out the door. Illumi sighed chasing after him. "Hisoka, where are we going?!" He said tiredly. Hisoka had lead him through the forest. Illumi huffed leaning against a tree and pushing aside brushes and branches. Hisoka stopped in his tracks a smile on his face as they arrived at a small meadow. Wildflowers in carious groups in the soft grass, a large spruce tree near the edge, where most of a strange small town was veiwed over a neighboring cliff from the tree. Illumi felt a soft blush form on his cheeks as he felt immediate serenity at the veiw. Hisoka, dispite being drunk, smiled at Illumi tugging him forward by his hand towards the tree. "Isn't it beautiful lumi?~♥️" he asked while weaving a flower crown of the wildflowers around. Illumi gave a soft smile sitting besides his fiance. "It is, thanks Hisoka." Illumi beamed as he peacefully sat down and enjoyed the peaceful sounds of birds and the veiw of the small town over the horizon. Hisoka giggled as he finished and put the flower crown on Illumis head. Illumi blushed and kissed Hisokas cheek. The two sat peacefully for awhile, talking... until sunset had it. And Hisoka, once again got bored, with a mixture of hangover tiredness Hitting him. "Lumi... what kind of wedding do you want?~♣️" he practicality yawned as he layed down in the meadow looking at the redish purple sky. Illumi sighed holding Hisokas hand. "I'm not sure, probably a small one... My family, maybe a few of Kills friends." He said emptily as ususal, Hisoka gave his own soft sigh. Looking to the side. "Hmmm, I'm not sure either. I never expected this to ever happen to me. I don't have any family to invite, I just want to already get it over with and be offically yours. And for you to offically be mines.~♦️" he said refocusing his gaze to the now setting in stars. A few of them bearly visible for it wasnt that dark yet, Illumi turned his face, seeing the rather, peacefull yet melancholy expression of his lover. Before they actually got closer, He never knew Hisoka was really this sad and hurt on the inside, he never showed it. They had been through alot now. He felt... connected to him. Illumi, was also sad and empty but. Now, he was different. He loves Hisoka, Hisoka loves him. They understand each other. Illumi sat up, as did Hisoka, who yawned stretching. "Now that we are engaged... I feel closer to you, Illumi, I used to think that I only wanted to Kill you. But... Now I see, were the same, yet also different dont yo-?!~♥️" he was interupted by Illumis lips, the kiss was soft. And Illumi smiled. The smile after was enough to melt Hisokas heart. "You talk to much." Illumi giggled. Hisoka blushed and smiled back. "Hehe, maybe so. But you have to admit Im right~♦️" Hisoka replied making a card appear in hand. And balancing it on his fingertip. Illumi layed his head on Hisokas shoulder. "Hisoka... are you. Sure you want this? I always feared that you'll get... bored of me" Illumi said sadly. Hisoka gasped and grabbed Illumis shoulders looking him dead in the eye. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! YOUR THE MOST INTERESTING! CUTE! MYSTERIOUS! SEXY, BADASS, PERSON I'LL EVER FIND!~♥️" Hisoka practically yelled at Illumi. Who was at a loss of words. "Illumi. Do you honestly think Id have stayed at your side this long If I didn't love you?!~♣️" he asked. A bit of anger in his tone. Illumi blushed before shaking his head no. Hisoka kissed Illumi. "I love you, your much more interesting and entertaining than you give yourself credit for.~♦️" Hisoka said softly, laying his head on Illumis shoulder. Illumi blushed smiling softly. 'Im not boring.' He thought happily. As they cuddled. Night soon came in and the two went home. Killua and gon sound asleep on the floor, messy pillows and feathers around the two. A monopoly victory screen on the t.v. which probably explained the war scene shown before Hisoka and Illumi. Hisoka smirked picking up the controller. "Wanna see whos stronger in the gaming feild?~♥️" Hisoka said with a confident smirk. Illumi gave a determined smile. "Your on clown!" He said grabbing the second controller and sitting besides Hisoka who pouted at the comment. "So mean love~♠️" he pouted as the game began. "Hehe, better get over it. Or I'll beat you!" Illumi said as the game started. "Heh, as if your able to defeat me Illu-chan~♦️" Hisoka said now regaining cofidence. The two played for awhile, Hisoka cheated and swindled Illumi to trade him a property for a dollar. Which also resulted into a similar war of gon and killuas resulting Hisoka stuck to the wall with Illumis pins just like old times.