the great adventures of the green donkeys[chapter one of shronkey chronicles]

chapter uno

  as the warm spring breeze trickled through the air like a silent but deadly, you could see fiona scrubbing the swamp clean for spring ! she couldn't believe it was already that time this year, the new onion plants, the frogs pissing on the roof while they sleep, she loved spring! as she was cleaning she noticed that they were running low on bird seed that they feed the children the basement with, so she decided she should head down to the market. she thought, 'since its such a far walk she could take a ride on dragon' so she went over to shrek kissed him and the mini ogre children goodbye and left off with dragon. as soon as she left, donkey strutted out sexily and shrek said " woah watch it mate i cant bust a nut round' me children!" so donkey simply drop kicked the dirty scums out of the window so they hang like a monkey begging for bird seed from the swamp trees. the mini ogres where definitely crying by now, but that was donkeys plan! donkey exclaimed "if fiona cùms to the swamp and see's the babies hanging fron the trëé she will rush there and we will have more adventure timë" shrek knew donkey was right, if fiona walked in on them they would be fûçkéd ! so donkey did what was only right. shrek shut up as he realized that donkey was in fact right! so as the two started to aśš fūčć shrek noticed that his thîçč voluptuous buttox cheeks were getting fùłł! donkey screamed that shrek would have babie if they keep doing the adventures! so donkey stopped. shrek said " no daddi donkéį" and donkey ran away full of shame... little did they know they would meet up again that very same week!!

what will happen next at adventure time with shrek and donkey?? find out next chapter if they get bacć together or get caught by fiona!!!

hey guys! this is meant as a joke and not to offend anyone of that sort im starting this and may post another chapter if anyone cares to read! if people like this i will be posting new chapters in the near future </3
                          -sincerely, stick-in-my-ass

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