the great adventures of the green donkeys[chapter one of shronkey chronicles]

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yes i used google translate for all of these dont attack me
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*the day of the play*
[shrek's POV]
today is the day of the play, i've been feeling a bit sick these past days. come to think of it, fiona has been feeding me onions and not asking for any help in the kitchen.... whatever it's probably just a bug, ill get over it quick!! in fact, i am a strong powerful ogre i shouldn't worry. i head to my couch and rehearse my lines for the play, i am the lead role as the prince charming, they haven't told me who the princess is yet but i asked fiona if this was okay with her and she said she was okay if it was just a play....

[donkey's POV]
today is the day of the play! i am playing the princess but the directors have yet to tell me, better yet show me, the prince. dragon said she couldn't come to my play cause she had to cremate her dog with her breath. i start rehearsing my lines as the time for the play approaches. i felt anxious to see who my prince would be.
[fiona's POV]
today as i was making shrek's breakfast i added a bit too much ketamine to it, oops i guess he wont notice. i have been planning to poison that mœfö as soon as i could, then i could escape and live my happy life with dragon....
i snap out of my daydream as soon as that fat green bitch calls me, i used to be in love with him, and never saw potential in dragon but then all the sudden.... i realized how she would put extra onion perfume when i was around and how she would flirt by rubbing her toes with my possessions.... i think im in love
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hello!!! im thinking my next book may be a fiona x dragon, comment if that would be a good idea. MistakeNumbero1 may make it if im feeling like a lazy fûçk like usual
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