Mandy and Molly pulled Peppa to Suzie Sheep's head office, they wanted to make sure Peppa got decapitated.
They knocked on the door, but there was no answer, so they barged in.
Suzie turned around and saw Peppa, "well, well, well" she said, "looks like Peppa followed me to get her mans, well not this time!!! LOCK HER UP"
Mandy and Molly threw Peppa into the dungeon and locked the door.
It was dimly lit in her cell, so she could just barely see.
She then turned around and saw a dark figure, who was that?
"Hi" it said.
Peppa came closer and saw- it was a bottle of ranch dressing?
The bottle started moving around until it fell on the floor, reveling Danny Dog.
"Danny!" Peppa said, but noticed something all over the floor.
"What's with all of the ranch dressing everywhere?" She looked around, the entire cell was almost filled with ranch dressing.
"Well," Danny began, "I was trying to find a way to escape prison, but then I came a cross this YouTube channel called Five Minutes Crafts, and in one of their life hack videos, they said that if you lather salad dressing all over a jail cell, then it'll open up!"
Peppa stared at her boyfriend, and realized she'd married an idiot.
"DANNY, if you have a phone, just call Mummy Pig to come and pick us up, you fucking donkey."
Danny sat up from the pool of ranch dressing he was sitting in and pulled his phone out of his pocket, "huh, good idea."
He then called Mummy Pig and asked her to come and pick them up from the spaceship.
A/N: don't even ask me what this is, I don't even know myself.