Satori Tendou added Hinata Shoyo, Kozume Kenma, and 14 others
Satori Tendou named the GC 'Bottoms'
Satori Tendou: Have fun!
Satori Tendou left the group chat
Sugawara Koushi: Oh well.... Uhm.....
Oikawa Tooru: I guess the bottoms have their own GC now, great!
Yamaguchi Tadashi: Why am I here?
Hinata Shoyo: Because you're a bottom
Yamaguchi Tadashi: Oh right, hahah....
Azumane Asahi: Uhm, I'm not comfortable with this
Kozume Kenma: None of us are, which reminds me, I have to play my game now
Tanaka Ryunosuke: Damn it
Sugawara Koushi: Fancy seeing you here Tanaka
Tanaka Ryunosuke: Hi Suga-san
Ushijima Wakatoshi: Goshiki, whose bottom are you?
Goshiki Tsutomu: Uh....
Shirabu Kenjiro: He's my bottom, which reminds me, why does Tendou know that you're a bottom Goshiki?
Ushijima Wakatoshi: It's because Tsu Tsu-kun is an obvious bottom, fufufu
Oikawa Tooru: What the fu....
Oikawa Tooru: What the hell?
Ushijima Wakatoshi: Tendou took my phone from me and wrote that
Yaku Morisuke: Excuse me while I go kill Lev for exposing me like that
Oikawa Tooru: Mattsun and Makki, why are you two here? Aren't you both like, a switch?
Matsukawa Issei: Yup, and we're also in the group chat full of tops
Hanamaki Takahiro: Ah, the perks of being a switch
Akaashi Keiji: Hello everyone
Hinata Shoyo: Hi mama owl!
Kindaichi Yutaro: Matsukawa-san, how the fuck do you know that I'm a bottom?!
Matsukawa Issei: Dude, it's obvious, besides, Kunimi keeps talking about how much of a bottom you are
Hanamaki Takahiro: Agreed
~Meanwhile~
Tops
Thicc Thighs: What are you talking about?! Sugawara is obviously the prettiest setter!
Thicc ....: No! It's Kenma!
Thicc Ass: You two are crazy! It's obviously Akaashi!! He's the prettiest setter that has ever lived!
Thicc Thighs: No, it's Sugawara!
Thicc ....: Kenma!
Thicc Ass: Akaashi!
Thicc Thighs: Sugawara!!
Thicc ....: Kenma!!
Thicc Ass: AKAASHI!!!!!!!!
Salt: Can you three stop now? It's getting annoying
E-know: Why don't we all just agree that they're all the prettiest setters that have ever lived, alright?
Thicc Thighs: No
Thicc ....: No
Thicc Ass: Fuck no!
~Back to the Bottoms~
Bottoms
Thisbitch: Dear God, the GC full of tops is having a war
Smolbutmighty: Really? About what?
Seijhoe: About who's the prettiest setter Akaashi, Kenma or Sugawara
Thisbitch: Yeah, the captains of Nekoma, Fukurodani and Karasuno are having a war about who's the prettiest setter
Flat Ass: Wait! Iwa-chan didn't join their war about who's the most prettiest setter?! He doesn't think I'm pretty?!
Shira-boi: Semi didn't join their war, but you don't see me complaining about it
Seijhoe: Oh my god, the captains are planning on having an actual war in the court
Thisbitch: With knives and guns
Sugamama: Matsukawa-kun, please add me to that GC
Thisbitch: Roger that
Tops
Thicc Ass: Tomorrow afternoon! I'll send the location and we'll meet up there! Get your guns and knives ready bitches!
Thicc ....: Fine bitch
Thicc Thighs: Already on it jackasses!
Switchbitch added Sugawara Koushi to the GC
Sugawara Koushi: Daichi! Kuroo-san! Bokuto-san! Stop acting so immature! If you three don't stop this nonsense I will beat the living crap out of you the moment that I see you! I will not spare you any mercy whatsoever and I'll make sure that you won't get to play volleyball for months!
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Sugawara Koushi: Good, if I find out that you guys are thinking of killing each other again. I will personally do it myself
Sugawara Koushi: Matsukawa-kun, thank you by the way
Switchbitch: No problemo
Sugawara Koushi left the GC
Thicc ....: Damn, your bottom sure is scary Daichi
Thicc Ass: True, I think, I shat my pants
Thicc Thighs: Yeah.... The most scary thing is that, he isn't kidding. Not one bit, he actually means it
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