heroes of olyumpus head canons and one shots

leo and the tree

i always imagined that whenever thalia visited camp halfblood leo will annoy her with tree jokes. example :

leo: i have joke

thalia : go away 

leo: what is a maths teachers favorite tree

thalia: i dont care

leo : geometry 

*leo maniacally laughs*

thalia : bah! leave me alone

leo: ok another one. do you have a crush on someone?

thalia : im a hunter of aretemis. i already swore off boys

leo : because chris pine is surely your type  

thalia : thats it leo your so dead