Leo: percy can I ask you something?
Percy: gods no.
Leo: you were the only Greek and a son of Poseidon at camp Jupiter right?
percy: *skeptically* yes
Leo: *starts laughing * did you.....did you feel like a fish out of water.
Annabeth: you know that's actually good
Percy: just kill me already
Mysterious voice: your wish is my command
Annabeth : who are you?
Mysterious voice: why.... I'm ouranos
Leo: why do all the primordial gods rise during our lifetime?
Ouranos: don't worry demigod I will kill you and then take over the world.
Percy: man! I was just about to propose to annabeth!
Leo and annabeth: you were!
Percy: um,..yeah
Annabeth: yes. *kisses percy*
Ouranos: umm.. when can I take over the world?
Piper: *from bush* oh shut up! were having major percabeth moment here.
Ouranos: why is she in a Bush? Nevermind
Percy: you know I'd love to kiss you more but we've got a god to kill
*everyone gets their weapons *
Leo: sorry to break it to you but this is a prank.
Hazel: finally you told them I was getting tired of controlling the mist
Annabeth: *cracking her knuckles * I don't know about you my fiance but I have this sudden urge to kill a certain latino
Percy: your wish is my command
Piper: leo run......um where is he?
Calypso: he ran like an hour ago and happy leo hunting!
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