"Squidward?" I queried, looking towards Goofy. But what relevance was he to all of this? Also, since when is he a professor?
"But then we're all in grave danger, you fool!" George shouted, jumping up and slapping him on the face. "Where did you find the children??" He demanded.
"Up on the surface of P15, Boss!" Goofy replied, brushing George away. Mickey threw his weights at the wall, making a dent.
"We're gonna have to leave." Mickey groaned, "Are you sure about this, Goofy?" Goofy nodded. "Then he's onto us." Mickey continued.
George pressed his hand to his face. "Okay, fine!" George roared. This all seemed to concern Baby Shark.
"But what about me?" He cried, frowning. George rolled his eyes and avoided the question, picking up Tinkerbell in his hand.
"Goofy, get the cabbage!" George ordered. "Mickey, fire up the Dinosaur." Mickey nodded and walked out of the bunker door. I wandered over to Goofy, pulling my brother along with me, watching him pick up the magical vedge.
"What on Earth is going on?" I asked him. He looked at me and smiled. Miles let go of my hand and once again grappled his leg.
"I suppose you must be confused, huh?" I nodded. "Well, let me give you the song!" He chuckled. He placed a top hat on his head.
"What is LIFE? I hear you ask. Well, let me tell you About my flask! My flask once Lived in your world But then it It got hurled Into this land LIFE, we call it. Now take my hand!"
Goofy sang (it kinda seemed like an Elvis parody) as he danced about inside of the bunker. I couldn't help but notice Baby Shark's engagement with this song. Don't forget that Miles was attached to his leg during this dancing; I gotta say he did an impressive job. He took my hand and I couldn't help but dance too.
"ThisLIFE is different to yours, Nobody here'll Force you to do chores! We're all fun but we can't see Your world Like we're across a sea. We can only use televisions To travel across there! Help me out, Gorsh, I
t don't mean we don't care!
Now to spell out LIFE! L - Love I - In F - Familiar E - Ernistaphilitudification!!!"
I stopped dancing. I looked down at Gary for a definition to that last word but he shook his head. I looked at Goofy curiously. He frowned. "LIFE is a world that exists parallel to yours, in fact, we connect through television. However, we can't physically access your world at all!" He explained. I frowned; that must be sad. Except you can still come here! Make sense?"
"Well, not rea-" I began, trying to ask a follow-up question, but I was interrupted. Before I knew it, I was hurdled back into the toilet and into a monster truck with Mickey Mouse at the wheel. It was green and had the word 'Dinosaur' painted on the side. It was a very tall vehicle and it was also quite long.
The seating area was quite open. In the centre was a spinning chair that George sat on that was raised just slightly above everyone else. At the driving seat was Mickey Mouse, sat next to Goofy, who seemed to be trying to work a satnav of sorts. Then there was me seated in the front row of back seats. There were three behind me and one either side of me, one of which was claimed by Tinkerbell and the other by Miles.
But where was Baby Shark? He did seem rather concerned about what was going to happen to him. "Where's Baby Shark?" Miles complained, clearly thinking in the same frame of mind as me.
"Would you just be patient, boy?" Screamed George, the piglet, spinning and pointing at Miles. "Did I complain when my sister went missing?" He asked, fuming. A tear rolled down his cheek before he turned away. Suddenly an elevator rose from beneath us. Was there a second floor to this thing?? The elevator opened to reveal Baby Shark in a wheelchair with a fish tank on his head.
"It's all good!" Baby Shark smiled, raising his fin
"Are we all ready?" Mickey asked, looking back at everyone. I nodded. "Is everyone buckled in?" He asked aggressively. I did Miles' seatbelt for him quickly and then nodded. "Then let's go!" He cried out, starting the engines.
"D I N O S A U R!" George shouted as the Dinosaur began to roar its power. As the colossal vehicle began to power away, I just looked towards Goofy with one question in my mind.
'How do we get home?'
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Here is the Dinosaur:
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Hope you are enjoying the story, I certainly am!
I know the drawing is bad and shows a vehicle that could not possibly stand up on those legs, but that's partly the point.
