What Comes with A Choice

Shenanigans

Main Bitch + Side Bitches

CircusRingLeader has added CoffeeIsMyBlood, Goldie, FlatHero, and 3 more to Main Bitch + Side Bitches.

Goldie
> We are not doing this shit again

FlatHero
> What's going on? Who are you people?

You're dead to me Magic <

CircusRingLeader
> Aw c'mon! You don't actually hate me riiight? ;)

Goldie
> We do.

We do. <

CircusRingLeader
> :((

Lide
> What is this and who are you?

Goldie
> Really, Magic? The HITs??

I'm gonna make sure the first villain we see gets to beat the shit out of you. <

Goldie
> I'll go look for some crime.

CircusRingLeader
> No fairrr! That's just mean :((

Goldie
> So is putting us and HITs in a GROUP CHAT.

FlatHero
> Could someone please explain what's going on? What do you mean 'the first villian' why would you be looking for crime?

Lide
> I agree, what is going on?

Didn't even have the smarts to tell them beforehand, huh? <

CircusRingLeader
> Shush! Anyway my little sweeties~

Goldie
> I'd rather you not call us that, nor them.

InnocenceInAShell
> Lide? Igni? Who are these people?

MAGIC WHAT THE HELL <

Goldie
> Now you've done it gurl, I'd love to hear the tea, but I'd hate to go deaf before 30.

🐻
> Magic? Is that your name?

CircusRingLeader
> Oh how innocent!~ Magic, as in Magicmind, hun~

🐻
> Magicmind? The vigilante?? Why would you have our numbers?

Goldie
> That'd be my fault. I didn't think Magic would do something as stupid as this.

Hey, patrol in ten dumbasses <

Goldie
> Yea yea I'll send coordinates and info hold on

FlatHero
> Wait, since when was there a third person working with you two?

CircusRingLeader
> Ah yes, our dear old friend Gold! Serious and stiff yet the pretty boy of his school!

Goldie
> I will remove your intestines and use them as decoration if you don't shut the fuck up.

Can I help? I already have a knife ready <

CircusRingLeader
> HEY WHAT?! YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS RIGHT??

Goldie
> When have I ever lied? ;)

CircusRingLeader
> Over a simple group chat though?? Would you really risk losing me? 🥺🥺

Yes. <

CircusRingLeader
> 😱😨😰😭😭😭 WHYYYYYYY

Natural selection. <

🐻
> Did Mindfucker just meme?

Goldie
> he's corrupting you I need to get rid of him immediately.

If you touch him I will tie you up and leave you to the rats. <

Goldie
> Right right, I got the info.

🐻
> Is this how you two are always so accurate when finding crime?

CircusRingLeader
> Well aren't you a smartie!

FlatHero
> Uhm, excuse me, but why exactly are we here?

Lide
> I was just about to ask the same.

🐻
> Yea, why are we here? And what's with the nicknames and emoji?

You have ONE all-nighter and suddenly you're the coffee addict. <

CircusRingLeader
> I was actually just bored, and now we can bond like good ol' friends!

CircusRingLeader
> And you are the coffee addict, you're worse than Gold sometimes.

1 hour later

CircusRingLeader is calling...

"heyyy soooo uhhh, ya girl and Mindfuck are kinda bleeding out after a rough fight soooo" Magicmind's voice said, quietly, which was odd for the vigilante.

"Wait what?!" Mirgan shouted, already rushing out of their house.

"You lose some blood and you can't even call the right group chat, huh Magic?" Mindfucker said nearby.

Magicmind complained, cut off by their own hiss of pain. Mindfucker assured whoever had picked up the wounds were being treated.

"I'm going to kill the both of you." A new voice came in on the mic.

"Gold, great timing. Magic is woozy, they might pass out soon." Mindfucker hissed, a worried undertone covered cleverly.

"I'll get them, send your location you two." Morgan cut in.

Mindfucker went to protest, but merely sighed and sent their location. They didn't want to take the risk, but for now they'd be fine.

In the end they were all fine, another crime solved and the two vigilantes alive and decently well. Maybe the group chat wasn't such a bad idea.

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