Moon Blessed (PAUSED)

3 - WUT o_0

Now I'm sitting in the same tall tree looking down at the ground and everybody. I see the girl wearing only her bra and underwear is now naked and walking toward Ace. Hmm, what was her name again? I don't care. I'm not gonna watch.

I don't want to watch so I jump into some different trees. Like Tarzan. Or those monkeys in The Monkey King.

Except I wasn't raised by gorillas and I don't pick huge bunches of grapes and peaches in the trees.

Wait. I SPY, 10 ROUGES. WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE? HMM? I DON'T KNOW, DO YOU? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Time to be Superman!

Because I don't have common sense, I end up crushing two of the rouges from falling. Then I take my knife and my fist and start smashing them apart.

If you think it's cruel, that's how a lot of my pack members died, including my uncle and grandparents. They were tortured in cells and were fed tiny carrots. Then they were released and hunted down like boars or wild turkeys. Yes. Tiny, tiny carrots. Oh, and drugged cabbage soup. Eventually, they went crazy.

And I KNOW that they're part of the group because they look like it (eyes are red), smell like it, and act like it.

Yes, so right now I'm using vines to tie their feet together and now I'm carrying them like a sack. Lee dee dee. I'm walking casually in the forest dragging some rouges. How normal!

Then I scribble, "HERE'S UR DAILY SUPPLY OF ROUGE!" onto a big leaf, tie it onto the rope, and chuck the rouges to the packhouse where I see the Alpha training. Yes, I can aim that hard. Why are those rouges so light?

He looks up and sees the rogues fall in front of him, and then he recognizes my writing. Then he mindlinks me and says, "What in the camel spit colored toads are you doing right now?!"

I'm like, "You listed the rules, and said to give all rogues to you, so I did. Simple." Then I shut the mindlink off and blocked everyone out.

I then started randomly running around the border and doing parkour on stones and trees. I wish I had my iPod.

Suddenly, I smell a particular person very near me, who called me friendo in the first chapter, so I go running off. Then, that person starts chasing me! Ugh.

Problem 1: This land isn't that big.

Problem 2: My wolf is acting crazy. 

Problem 2.5: The person's wolf is in control.

Problem 3: I know who the person is and why the person is chasing me.

Problem 4: That particular person also said that he/she didn't want a mate.

Problem 5: You probably already know who he/she is.

Problem 6: HE'S SUPER NEAR ME LEMME GO RUN AND STOP LISTING PROBLEMS BYYYYYEEEEEEEE-

Suddenly, something huge, dark-colored, golden-eyed, and very furry lands on me.

My wolf, Luna, goes super duper crazy because of the hormone-Lv-up potion. Did I forget to tell you the potion affects your wolf, not the human?

Oops. I guess I forgot. Oh well, I just told you so it doesn't matter. 

ACTUALLY IT DOES MATTER. SOMEBODY HELP A 1 TON ANIMAL IS ON ME, HARRASSING ME (not), AND LICKING ME. SEND HELP!! ... --- ... ... . -. -.. / .... . .-.. .--. / .--. .-.. . .- ... . -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.--

Hmph. No help? Fine.

Suddenly, Luna force-shifts and pushes me into the of our mind and turns into a big ball of white golden-eyed fluffiness.

AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH-

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I really need to stop procrastinating.

And this chapter is super short.

Sorry!