Moon Blessed (PAUSED)

4 - HOW MANY BROKEN FINGERNAILS CAN YOU SEE??

Luna starts doing a tap dance with Axel which looks weird. Imagine two huge wolves dancing around. 

Then I grab her in my mind, push her back, and force shift back into a human. Yes. It is possible.

She starts whining and slapping me in my mind. NOT TODAY, LUNA.

Then Ace, or should I say, Axel, flattens on top of me.

SUDDENLY (I'M SO SURPRISED), THE GIRL WHO WAS ONLY WEARING UNDERGARMENTS WALKS OUT WITH NO CLOTHES? SWAYING? DOING STUFF? YOU GET IT? (P.S. I'M NOT NAKED. MY CLOTHES DON'T SHRED FOR SOME REASON)

She says, "Ace baby, you don't want her, do you? She can't even shift, but I can" Her voice sounds like a wet rubber glove rubbing against a mirror, so I try to trick my mind into thinking her voice is better. What the fudge happened? 

She then continues and says, "I'm way prettier than her, and I'm also stronger!" This is getting so funny. Although, she is very pretty. Her curly light red hair and almond shaped eyes match perfectly, and her makeup is awesome and somehow is not ruined.

Next, she starts touching him. Axel growls at her but she mistakes it for growling at me -_- ... Then she says, "That's right, Acey Ace. Growl at her! Good job!" She kinda sounds babyish, but once again, I CAN'T JUDGE. I have the mentality of a 5 yr old sometimes. Or like, always.

When Axel is about to bite off her head, I glare at him telling him it's between us and wag my finger at him. I suddenly appear behind her *SURPRISE SURPRISE!* and tap her.

Then I smile, "You seriously think you can beat me? BRING IT ON!!"

Then she just shifts into a hot pink wolf (MY EYES) that is about the size of a kitchen cabinet. Seriously????? *laff laff* She thinks she can take me?

Then she claws at me, but I jump over her, land on her back, and shift. Luna takes over and suddenly there's a golden aura around me. She pins her down and snaps at her. The girl's wolf whimpers and submits. I shift back and dust myself off.

The other girl shifts and says, "YOU BROKE M-MY FINGERNAIL! YOU WILL PAY!"

Then, I hold her by the hair and show her my hand.

JK. I DIDN'T DO THAT. I said, "How many broken fingernails can you see?????"

She said, "One, two, three, five, eight"

What? Does she not know how to count?

I then said, "Is five greater than one?" She nodded.

Then I yeeted her into the trees.

JK. I'm not that cruel.

She ran off. Oops. I may have scared her a bit tooooo much. But it's not that scary. I've seen this girl in the pack house binge watching horror movies. Well I guess it's different when it's happening to you.

OH WELL.

SUDDENLY. LUNA FORCE SHIFTS AGAIN. WTF LUNA? Seriously?

Luna: Idc, because mate is near ima shift and snuggle with him.

Me: giphy.com/gifs/mikeshinoda-3scDyi3CyKHRME3PVp

Luna: Hee hee haw haw

Me: -_- Whatever.

Luna then goes skipping off to Axel like nothing happened. He mindlinks me and says, "You're a pure white wolf??? *brain combustion*" "Well that explains why you don't shift at training."

I mindlink him back and say, "Mm-hmm. (-_o)"

Ace POV

(before he finds her)