Moon Blessed (PAUSED)

5-Some Stupid Snivelling Rouges Try, I Repeat, TRY, And FAIL to Catch Me

Heh I drew Diana but I made her eyes way toooooo red :-( Oh well. Pretend they're more yellowish goldenish. And I'm horrible at taking photos so you can kind of see my fingers and it isn't flat. And the only way I know how to cut photos on the computer is command x and it's not very... good. NOW ON WITH THE STORY AND NONE OF MY RANTING ABOUT CUTTING PHOTOS AND STUFF ANYMORE.

Finally. FI-NAL-LY. F-I-N-A-L-L-Y. I have control back!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *victory dance* Luna finally let me! Woooooooohooooooooooo!

Well, maybe not so much woohoo for the fact that Luna is kinda pissed at me...

She says that I'm not allowing her to spend time with Axel. When she just spent like one day and a half with him. She can be unreasonable sometimes.

Luna: Hey, you know I can hear you right?!

Diana: Mmhmm. I know.

A very pissed off Luna: *blocks out Diana*

Diana: Um okay??

See. That is how pissed she is.

And about the fact that I'm riding Axel like a horse? I don't want to talk about it. Okay?

Ace seems to be having a hard time controlling his wolf. But Alphas are like that, right?

Crack. Smash.

OOH. What'd I hear?

Seems like Axel heard it too!

Is it some rouges to kill?

Ok that makes me sound like a sadistic evil three headed unicorn. Don't ask about the three headed unicorn part. 

Now, about the rogues. I feel like they are about to approach us. But, what do they want?

I don't know, do you?

Humph.

Oh well. I see da rouges. Wait-why am I STILL on Axel's back?

*Luna takes over*

Diana: WHAT THE FRICK LUNA. YOU JUST HAD CONTROL FOR 1 1/2 DAYS. GIMME GIMME GIMME.

Luna: But just you wait, just you waaaaaaaait-

Diana: Why are you singing "Alexander Hamilton" right now? IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE!

Luna: Maybe I'm singing it and I mean what I was saying.

Diana: Oh. Okay. Sure. You meant I have to wait. FINE. *sits back in mind*

Luna force shifts (again *humpht*) and lands in the middle of the rouges. Meanwhile, Ace is tearing apart them with his sharp teeth and claws. But the more he takes down, the more rouges appear.

How many rouges did they even send? 10,000,000,000,000 squared rouges? Okay okay I know I'm exaggerating, but seriously, there's A LOT of rouges!

Luna stays in the middle clearing a 6 feet radius from the rouges, because, you know, because of Covid-19. We don't wanna get sick. (I'M KIDDING, THERE IS NO COVID-19 IN THIS STORY) Okay. I'm watching.

She then starts glowing golden. Not the cheap yellowish type or the poopy color they call "gold". Literally, shiny gold-bar-melted mist starts billowing from Luna. Not like from her ears in cartoons (that would be weird) or her mouth or anything, but like it surrounds her kinda like a fat blow-up donut swimming float.

All of the rouges around her are getting burnt. Not the firey type, but the sun's rays type. Like the light is burning them. OOOh. Wait, like RA. From PJO right? Or is it The Kane Chronicles? I forgot, despite Ace ranting about them all the time. Oops...

THAT'S KEWWWWWL LUNA!  *insert lenny face* (  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Diana charges around like a tank and burns down many rogues*

Wow... what if this was a human city... that wouldn't be good...

*imagines:

THE OAKVILLE TIMES

On July 13, citizens of Cedar Town reported seeing a big, furry, white wolf, surrounded in a golden mist aura, burning down hundreds upon hundreds of other wolves. The question is, how did that wolf do that? Where did all those wolves come from? HMM?

One witness reported, "I saw the wolf with my own eyes. The light surrounding it was burning everything like it had lasers, but the wolf clearly had nothing on it. IT WAS NOT NATURAL."

Another witness added, "I was in my little house near the forest, when the air suddenly exploded into a bright golden light. I took out my sunglasses, ran to the origin of the light, peeked over the bush, and saw tons of mangy wolves lying on the ground half burnt, a maniac white wolf burning everything, and a HUGE black wolf tearing down other wolves with his claws and teeth. Now, I'm a zoologist, and I am VERY SURE, that, that is not normal."

A little 7 year old kid playing with her 12 year old brother said, "We were climbing trees, when everything turned really bright! IT WAS SO COOL. I wanted to pet the wolves, but my brother wouldn't let me :("

This is all the info that was found. People are still investigating that area, and testing the fur of the white wolf. Please call 1800-I-GOT-INFO.com if you know anything else or if you would like to help solve this mystery. 

Si-*

Luna: DIANA, STOP DAYDREAMING. WE NEED TO COOPERATE IN ORDER TO INCINERATE ALL THE ROUGES. MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.

Diana: Did I hear you correctly? Incinerate?

Luna: Yes, now shut up and help me.

Luna and I started concentrating together, even though I had no idea what to do. The energy built up, and it exploded like a grenade. All but one of the rouges got burnt down. That rouge was probably the leader, the one cowering in a tree, and he said, "Our master WILL get you and mark you as his. THEN HE WILL RULE!" At that cheery note, he ran off.

I felt very, very bubbly inside and felt like throwing up. Ace had gotten back control, so he carried me to a tree and asked me, "Are you alright?"

I half-nodded.

Then he asked, "WHAT IN THE MOON GODDESS'S PIGGY EARRINGS WAS THAT?"

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Yes. I know. I updated very very late. It's Saturday. I had lots to do, such as Chinese homework that my teacher JUST assigned, math stuff, and other. -_- Not a very good excuse, though. I'll try to update faster.